This is true, and HAS happened to me. ..my adrenaline kicked in & I ran so fast I left my friend struggling to keep up- she never teased me about being a slow runner ever again. HA!(but that was one of the scariest nights of my life..)

This is true, and HAS happened to me. ..my adrenaline kicked in & I ran so fast I left my friend struggling to keep up- she never teased me about being a slow runner ever again. HA!(but that was one of the scariest nights of my life..)

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth loosing my job. Most days the answer is yes.

I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth loosing my job. Most days the answer is yes.

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