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When a girl says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, she's using the same time scale a guy is when he says the game has 5 minutes left. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Confession Ecard: When a girl says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, she's using the same time scale a guy is when he says the game has 5 minutes left.

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Ecard: Women on the same menstrual cycle as their friends should basically be referred to as gang members. That's how dangerous they are.

If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. Or on vodka bottles.

I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

Glad I don't snore. I suppose That's why most men wake like why do my ribs hurt, cause you snore and your old lady kicked you in the them while you were snoring.

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We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, I'm bored, lets go brush your teeth! HAHAHAHA I would soooo say this

I don't laugh often, but when I do it's usually because someone fell. Stay clumsy my friends.

Lol soooo true but as long as they're not hurt because then it's just mean but yeah stay clumsy, people! One time I was going to slide into home plate but I tripped over it but I was still safe! Lol it was funny I was COVERED in the chalk.

Ive been dieting all morning am I skinny yet

Am I Skinny Yet? I feel like this every time I skip dessert, work out or am "good" for more than 3 days!

Just Kidding. LOL

Funny Confession Ecard: After exercising I always eat a pizza. just kidding. I don't exercise. You love pizza and BakerStone loves you.

Yup I’m an asshole

I thought I was a good person until I started to read all these mean ecards & was like 'that's totally me'. Now I see what an asshole I really am.

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eCard: I feel better about myself when I'm wearing workout clothes because that means I'm one step closer to possibly maybe working out. So true!

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