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The good thing about water is that you can have it in your workplace. Now, what's special about VODKA is that it looks like water.I don't drink but this is funny

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Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? That's about what it would take for me to attend a princess party.

Finally.......now I don't have to pretend to disguise my glass.........ha.

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Pretty much. I like Redbull&"Awesome Water" so much. I like "Awesome grey goose water" and cranberry juice. I call it Goose and Berries when I order it.

it seemed like a good idea at the time

My life is just a bunch of "it seemed like a good idea at the time" strung together. Hahaha so so so true!

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Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

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