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My favorite Blunt Card ~xoxo

nickthejam: “ Then don’t join my fan club bitch. ” this was funny to me

We hate everyone funny quotes quote bitch hate funny quotes girl quotes @Meg Christensen bahahaha!!

Why are we so unpopular? Because we hate everyone.yup, pretty much sums it up.

Monday! Only four more days until a bitch can get drunk.

Only four more days until a bitch can get drunk.that's if you only drink on the weekends.

Blunt Cards..where's the exit

Funny pictures about No alcohol at this party. Oh, and cool pics about No alcohol at this party. Also, No alcohol at this party.

facebook hate

Funny pictures about Why did I unfriend you? Oh, and cool pics about Why did I unfriend you? Also, Why did I unfriend you?

That's way beyond 10!

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.

Lol

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.

Shoooot

Oh how I wish sarcasm burned calories! I'd be so wonderfully skinny! If being sarcastic burned calories, I'd look like half of an Olsen twin.

And when you come to a fork in the road, well, take it. Because, hey, free fork.

That's right!!

Freak Show Friday #8

I gotta remember this quote for next time someone's a smartass to me.

My cousins do this every time they visit! I hate it!

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Let's go to a crowded bar or party to socialize exclusively with ourselves.

7 deadly sins of PR "Someone asked if I was living in Sin. And I said, Oh yes, I moved there years ago.

I can clean and cook if you give me incentive, just let me go to target first and grab some cleaners ;)

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

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