Lololol

Too funny.. BUT OH SO TRUE!

I live in a madhouse ruled by a tiny army that I made myself

having a G-spot like those women in the commercials...

Yep!

I'm sorry. I Don't Speak Whinese. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

The only fun part of waiting in line at the pharmacy is guessing what diseases the people in front of me have.

yep.

True!

Yep.

"YES! Let's take all of our toys from our bedroom into the clean Living Room. Mom loves that!" FROM: Don't Try This at Home

Works every time.....

Funny and true

I love that friggin' show.

Hahaha! Funny Breakup Ecard: I regret having held in even a single fart for you.

My life..

funny

completely logical & totally relatable

Truth