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Some things are nearly impossible to overcome. Your life may go on, but you will never stop loving that person.

Some things are nearly impossible to overcome. Your life may go on, but you will never stop loving that person.

Once these people at my school were making fun of me and another girl for liking Doctor Who by calling it "nerdy" and "dweeby" so in all my righteous glory I decided to correct them. Now I meant to say, "It's not nerdy, it's geeky." But my brain/mouth betrayed me and I ended up saying, "It's not nerdy, it's dweeby." I can still hear their laughter and I feel ashamed to this day.

Once these people at my school were making fun of me and another girl for liking Doctor Who by calling it "nerdy" and "dweeby" so in all my righteous glory I decided to correct them. Now I meant to say, "It's not nerdy, it's geeky." But my brain/mouth betrayed me and I ended up saying, "It's not nerdy, it's dweeby." I can still hear their laughter and I feel ashamed to this day.

Hilarious article: 10 Things They Don't Tell You After Giving Birth.

10 Things They Don't Tell You After Giving Birth

I lost it when I saw the dog. And "I don't care what the white man say, Santa Clause is black."

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I lost it when I saw the dog. And "I don't care what the white man say, Santa Clause is black."

The Defibrillator Toaster. My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP! DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”    This is the best - oh my God:    He’s bread, Jim.    (Anyone get the Star Trek reference?)

The Defibrillator Toaster. My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP! DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” This is the best - oh my God: He’s bread, Jim. (Anyone get the Star Trek reference?)

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