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Or just cleaning while Cody is in the house  but I love him nonetheless. At least I have someone to love and clean up after.

15 Must See E-Cards for Moms

Or just cleaning while Cody is in the house but I love him nonetheless. At least I have someone to love and clean up after.

Man I neeeed this shirt. (Even if the only reason he knows everything is because he looks it up on google right away. :P)

I Don't Need Google - Husband

Man I neeeed this shirt. (Even if the only reason he knows everything is because he looks it up on google right away. :P)

I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

Sometimes success is just getting the laundry into the dryer before the mildew sets in.

Sometimes success is just getting the laundry into the dryer before the mildew sets in.

15 Hilarious Mommy Memes.  If you're a mom, you'll understand.

Funniest mommy memes

15 Hilarious Mommy Memes. If you're a mom, you'll understand.

I don't have a "Honey-Do" list...  I have an "I'll-Do-It-My-  Fucking-Self" list!  And surprise! The  shit gets done!

I don't have a "Honey-Do" list... I have an "I'll-Do-It-My- Fucking-Self" list! And surprise! The shit gets done!

You know that feeling of being able to sit down when you're exhausted? Yeah, me either. I'm not a dad.

You know that feeling of being able to sit down when you're exhausted? Yeah, me either. I'm not a dad.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm going to eat what ever I want tonight because I cried at work today.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm going to eat what ever I want tonight because I cried at work today.

Which would be totally true if health care insurance was provided by my employer, but it's not, so...I pay for my own high blood pressure meds out of my own pocket.

Which would be totally true if health care insurance was provided by my employer, but it's not, so...I pay for my own high blood pressure meds out of my own pocket.

I love you so much my darling, but the second your father comes home I'm gonna bust out of here like I'm escaping Alcatraz.

I love you so much my darling, but the second your father comes home I'm gonna bust out of here like I'm escaping Alcatraz.

Where's the cooking show with the baby hanging off your leg, screaming for a popsicle, while you try to microwave a vegetable?

Where's the cooking show with the baby hanging off your leg, screaming for a popsicle, while you try to microwave a vegetable?

Sorry for the language, but It made me laugh - Funny Ecards

Sorry for the language, but It made me laugh - Funny Ecards