I love getting lost in a great romance novel. Then my husband farts, tells me he loves me and brings me back to my real life. Awesome. Christian Grey would NEVER do this.

I love getting lost in a great romance novel. Then my husband farts, tells me he loves me and brings me back to my real life. Awesome. Christian Grey would NEVER do this.

I love you so much my darling, but the second your father comes home I'm gonna bust out of here like I'm escaping Alcatraz.

I love you so much my darling, but the second your father comes home I'm gonna bust out of here like I'm escaping Alcatraz.

On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all this time & how excited I am to keep doing so in the future.

On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all this time & how excited I am to keep doing so in the future.

Funny Family Ecard: Sometimes I look at my husband and think. You are one lucky son of a bitch.

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