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25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old. 25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old. 25 Ways to Tell You're a Grown Up. Wow, I feel old.

That should be written on a red solo cup!

I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios! Lol -- if patios said PORCHES this would be perfect for the BU Music dept! Porch parties -- I miss them!

“Salad's move over, Alcohol's here!


Funny pictures about Blame straight people. Oh, and cool pics about Blame straight people. Also, Blame straight people photos.

...so I just re-start the dryer!!!

hahaha thought this was funny the times that I have to do the laundry which isn't much at all I restart the dryer more times then I can count LOL

When your ex says, 'You'll never find anyone like me'.Say, 'that's the point'.

Funny and relatable moments in life that makes you go lol so true. Come have a laugh or submit your lolsotrue moment.

Pessimist: the glass is half empty. Optimist: the glass is half full Me: There is room to add vodka ! Totally me.

because life is to short to drink cheap wine ;)

Do not let this bottle serve you as an inspiration to call your ex in a pathetic attempt to get back together. Some very fine grapes have died in the making of this wine. Show some respect. Funny Wine Ex Quote

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I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 5 years in a row. your ecards

The Funny Beaver Funny Daily Pictures - August 3, 2014

Funny meme about life being cooler and funnier when having a dirty mind and enjoying yourself with crazy stuff.

you know you do this too... #psycho #hitchcock www.marriedmysugardaddy.com

Ummm yep, sometimes that is me at night. because there's TOTALLY a murderer lurking in the shower.

Punch you in the face

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

yup.. its like eye candy every time I visit though :)

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