"I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day." Pretty sure I've pinned this already, but I can't pin it enough. It's just too true.

Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down.  That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed.

Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed.

I'm playing that game where the floor is made of lava, so I obviously can't get out of my bed or I'll die.

I'm playing that game where the floor is made of lava, so I obviously can't get out of my bed or I'll die.

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Replace sweat pants with stretch marks and this is so me! (my belly will never be seen in a bikini again no matter how toned it is)

Replace sweat pants with stretch marks and this is so me! (my belly will never be seen in a bikini again no matter how toned it is)

sometimes i won't admit i know you're lying because i can't admit how i found out..truth is i always know when your lying i just was so stupid with love now im filled with anger it feels so much better to hate you for what is true than to love you for What was fake..oh damn that came out perfect i give my self props haha

sometimes i won't admit i know you're lying because i can't admit how i found out..truth is i always know when your lying i just was so stupid with love now im filled with anger it feels so much better to hate you for what is true than to love you for What was fake..oh damn that came out perfect i give my self props haha

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