It's diagnosable!!! ;)
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"clinomania (n.) excessive desire to stay in bed." Consider my mind blown! I have the urge to print this out and mail it to everyone who thinks I'm 'lazy'... (PS did I just age myself by saying i wanted to 'mail' this and not 'email' it????)
Vocabulary definitions. Clinomania (n.) - excessive desire to stay in bed.
clinomania - excessive desire to stay in bed. I have this ailment!!!
clinomania - excessive desire to stay in bed..... Hu. So me
(n.) excessive desire to stay in bed. my life.
clinomania: excessive desire to stay in bed
It's not funny how much I'm alone in bed
every monday morning
We'll take champagne any day.
Happy Hour, Champagne, Quotes, Cheer, I'M Happy, My Life
'Oops! Did I by Champagne instead of milk again...?' #Fun #inspirational #quote by French by Design Blog
... because milk and champagne are totally substitutes for each other. Right? xx Dressed to Death xx #quote #pink #inspiration
Mistakes?!? No such thing. Just an adventure... pour the champagne
Champagne > milk #Quotes #IGIGI #IGIGIquotes
Enjoy life, drink your champagne :)
Champagne + Happy Hour + Celebrate
Story of my life! Champagne > Milk
Laughed too hard at this
<3 Cheers ;)
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New life quote ladies and gents
life quote right here
My new life quote
Words of wisdom
Pizza is life.
my life quote
;) Why? To feed your own crazy psycho need for drama. Go back on your meds please
Quotes, T Shirt, Stuff, Care Weird, Funny, Idc Quote, I Care, People
I don't care about psychos. Yes, they have been a source of amusement in the past. But now...couldn't care less. Just makes me laugh everytime I see a funny pin that reminds me of all the headcases that have crossed my path.
"People keep thinking that I care. Weird." Quipped Jason as he expertly loaded his sniper rifle and set it up on the ledge. He peered down the scope, finding his target lounging in what he probably believed was safety in his own home. The assassin chuckled and clicked his tongue, "Shouldn't have got glass walls, buddy." He took his shot; the wall shattered; blood was spilled; he never knew what hit him.
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there's just certain stuff I've outgrown & DGAF about...it feels good
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"People keeping thinking I care!" #funny #noregrets
People keep thinking that i care... weird
Bad at math
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forever the conundrum my heart will weigh...was the risk worth the pain or would the not ever knowing hurt more?
funny quote ... but what the heck does the bird have to do with it? lol
Yes I am.... (love the quote - but what's up w/ the bird? Haha!)
I've got a bird thing going on right now, plus I love the quote.
This sometimes sums up my life. calculated risks....
Calculated risk, bad math - story of my life.
AHHHHHHHH This is my life story.
Haha!! So funny!
haha, so true.
9 to be exact
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All I care about is pasta and, like, three people.
Not true! I care for like 4 people. And the dog.
Pasta, 2 people and a dog... So three people?
So true, it's scary. story to my life ahaha
MY LIFE. "All I care about is pasta"
all i care about #words #quotes
My life. Died laughing
Giggling so much
Guilty. Facebook: http://on.fb.me/Y86UBd Google+ http://bit.ly/10l37o8 Twitter: http://bit.ly/Y86TgB #Quotes #Sayings #Inspire #Love #Quote #LoveQuotes #inspiration #life #motivationQuotes #inspirationQuotes http://on.fb.me/12NOjKv
Mistakes, Life, Quotes, Stuff, Truth, Funny, True, Humor
I never make the same mistake twice... #funny #saying #quote
Top 17 Famous Funny Quotes | Just Laughs Fun and Humor
Never make the same mistake twice. #quote #humor
#quotes #true #mistakes #mistake #learn
Mistakes. #Funny #Jokes . . . #Humor
True! #mistakes #humor #truth
this is funny stuff
I don't sugar coat shit, I'm not Willy Wonka. #funnyquote #truth #funny #honest #willywonka #upfront
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DEPRESSED HUMOR: "I don't sugar coat sh*t, I'm not Willy Wonka! (The truth is the truth, no matter how much you sugar coat it.)
I don't sugar coat shit, I'm not Willy Wonka. Honesty. Honest. Funny. Joke. Sarcasm. Blunt. Character dialogue
I'm not Willy Wonka and I don't sugar coat shit. I'll tell you the truth even if it makes you melt in a shameful stupor. #truth
Haha what was said to today!! I don't sugar coat shit, I'm not Willy Wonka funny quote truth funny quote honest willy wonka upfront
When people ask me my opinion. I don't sugar coat shit, I'm not Willy Wonka quote
I'm not Willy Wonka and I don't sugar coat shit. I'll tell you the truth
I sugar coat, but this made me laugh!! :D
LOL IMMA SPAM YALL WITH FUNNY STUFF
Maybe that's the beauty of life... the twists and turns in the plots. Oh the proverbial screenwriter never fails
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My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot. Good thing I don't have to figure that bit out; God's doing that bit.
"My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot." Damn truth!! Love the cast in my life :)
so true, love my friends but what am I doing with my life?!?! I don't know so I just ride the waves. smiling
My life has a superb cast but i can't figure out the plot. | Ashleigh Brilliant Picture Quotes | Quoteswave. Brilliant... Love this. 💟
My life has a superb cast but i can't figure out the plot. | Ashleigh Brilliant Picture Quotes | Quoteswave. Cast members in my life are each quite unique in their own way, not always in a good way.
My life is a romantic comedy, minus the romance and the comedy is me laughing at my own jokes.
'My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot' #quote so true.
: ) ... Click this image to browse more #quotes & #funny pics! :)
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' I have the best mom.
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"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln | In honor of Mother's Day in May
"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln - my mom was awesome and she taught me to know and love Jehovah God!
We love this quote from Abraham Lincoln about his mother! The quote inspires moms everywhere.
Make sure to show your Mum how much you care this Mother's Day #inspiration #quote
"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln #truth
Happy Mother's Day #Swells ! We so agree Abraham Lincoln!
Bits of Truth... all quotes // Mother's Day
#Truth perfect for Mother's Day
Happy Girls Are the Prettiest Girls - Audrey Hepburn - 8.5" x 11" Print
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Happy Girls -art print by Kelly Elizabeth designs www.kellyelizabethdesigns.com Audrey Hepburn quote
I used to love this till I realized not all girls are happy, some girls suffer from depression and anxiety and awful things in this world. are they not pretty too?
Happy Girls Are the Prettiest Girls - Audrey Hepburn - 8.5" x 11" Print-out the whole quote, but I love this
Happy Girls Are the Prettiest Girls - Audrey Hepburn - 8.5" x 11" Print<<TRUE!! This made me even happier, guess I'm pretty then!
Happy Girls Are the Prettiest Girls - Audrey Hepburn #shoes #loveshoes #fortheloveofshoes https://fortheloveofshoesllc.com/
Home Office Ideas. Happy Girls Are the Prettiest Girls - Audrey Hepburn - 8.5" x 11" Print
Happy Girls Are the Prettiest Girls - Audrey Hepburn #quotes #sayings #IGIGI #IGIGIQuotes
Happy Girls Are the Prettiest Girls - Audrey Hepburn - words to live by
My favorite quote
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. ~ Mr Big, Sex and the City quote
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
Mr Big. After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. So true.
truth. Sex and the city mr big wisdoms
Sex and the city #quote Mr. Big
Little Things, Life, Favorite Things, Quotes, Feeling, Random, Funny Stuff, Humor
I love making someone laugh... especially someone I admire, like a teacher. Best feeling!!
I love that feeling, especially since people mostly see my serious side.
The reason I love hanging out with my family is this quote right here.
206. The satisfying feeling of making someone laugh really hard
Probably one of my favorite things to do in life
One of life's greatest feelings
Its the little things in life
I love this feeling!!
Hahaha but really.
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I laugh... but yet there's so much truth here!
This quote made me laugh and smile. I love it.
Truth... This would make life perfect!!!!
Speak the truth. Especially the bread.
Fitness Motivation Funny Humor Quote
I laughed but it's still so true
Said Jules(except girls lol)
This made me giggle.
I'll See Your Hot Mess & Raise You A Walking Disaster....lol
Hot Mess, Life, Hotmess, Quotes, Walkingdisaster, Funny Stuff, Humor
i'll see your hot mess and raise you a walking disaster... Just another wreck of the day...
I'll see your hot mess & raise you a walking disaster. :) Ahaha, I need this as a T-shirt!
I'll See Your Hot Mess & Raise You A Walking Disaster. Laugh of the Day: 20 May 2015.
I'll see both your hot mess/ walking disaster and raise you a painstaking cataclysm XD
#hotmess #walkingdisaster #getittogether #bitchesbecray
Walking Disaster.. story of my life
Haha hot mess humor
Man I know some people that need to remember this!
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Now that sais it all, so what I live by. Being honest is essential to friendship being rude is NOT...
honest vs. rude - YES! I wish more people understood that you can be honest without being rude or hurting anothers feelings. And sometimes its just a good idea not to say anything at all. ~~~Says thumper from Bambi I have to explain this to my cousins. "What its the truth!?!" "Yes but it's unnecessary truth. You didn't need to say it" "but it's true! I was just telling the truth!" *sigh*~~~
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Honest vs. Rude - YES! I wish more people could understand that you can be honest without being rude or hurting other peoples feelings. Sometimes its just a good idea not to say anything at all. ...and seriously, these folks really needed to keep their thoughts and comments to themselves.
So true. I hate when people say "I'm just being honest" or "that's just how I am" .... um no your mom raised you to be rude.
Some people need to keep there trap shut. I wish more people understood that you can be honest without being rude or hurting another's feelings. And sometimes it's just a good idea not to say anything at all!!
honest vs. rude - YES! I wish more people understood that you can be honest without being rude or hurting another's feelings. And sometimes it's just a good idea not to say anything at all. I seriously know some people that need to realize there is a difference!!
honest vs. rude - YES! I wish more people understood that you can be honest without being rude or hurting another's feelings. And sometimes it's just a good idea not to say anything at all. Some people need to learn in their own understanding. Lessons will repeat itself, until you learn.