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why do we feel safe under blankets? it's not like a murderer will come in thinking, "i'm gonna kill--ahh damn! she's under a blanket.

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Funny Sayings "A good friend will come and bail you out of jail. but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Man, that was fun!" Schenk lol:P

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"I finally figured out my body type. Its hourglass with extra minutes." Love yourself for who you are!

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It's either cold enough for uggs or warm enough for shorts. It cannot be both. AMEN THIS IS NOT CUTE! and tights doesn't make it okay either. you can't wear tights and shorts and uggs. stop it.

Especially since you're mine

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. Yep some of us have been known to walk into poles without even owning a phone.

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I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off. Related posts: Please Don’t Clean My Mess… I don’t care how old I am… Don’t Make Her Wait… Quote Of The Day – May

Having a 2 year old is like - Funny Pictures, Funny jokes and so much more | Jokideo | Funny Pictures, Funny jokes and so much more | Jokideo

Having a 2 year old is like having a blender without a lid. (& two teenagers = one 2 year old!

from Isabella & Max Rooms

Man santa must haver been drunk last year because that same thing happened to me! Get it together santa.

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