It isnt that funny but it is so true.
Everyone needs a smart-assed, sarcastic friend. I'm so happy to be of service to you.
Priceless. It's amazing how many people lack this... Especially those that are spoiled and feel entitled to things they have not earned... Mommy buy me more. Can't stand this type of person. Especially when they act like they've got it hard.
My life is a constant battle...
Exactly. Don't mistake my attitude for my personality.
Yep! Your ex lies about you, but you believe everything your new boyfriend says about his ex! Ridiculous! Maybe you should ask around and really get to know the person you are dating!
Dear Dissertation Committee, I hold you personally accountable for this.
Well, it's not because I'm shy.