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Your pre-sneeze face freaks me out. seriously though, my pre-sneeze face freaks a lot of people out.

Literally dying at this right now!

With my new diet I'm hoping to reach my original weight of funny thing is that was my weight when I was born

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Menschen die andere Menschen im Fitnessstudio anschauen

"The Oatmeal is hilarious" - Who looks at who in the gym. From The Oatmeal…

Funny Workplace Ecard: remember when phones were stupid and people were smart? good times...

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: remember when phones were stupid and people were smart?

I'm too old to drop it like its hot. I'm just gonna sit down like its warm.

Free, Confession Ecard: I'm too old to drop it like its hot. I'm just gonna sit down like its warm.

I really don't have time for people who don't find me hilarious.

“I really don’t have time for people who don’t find me hilarious”

No kidding, just made my order with a credit card. I have no shame!

I never buy Girl Scout cookies because I don't carry cash! Now if I find a girl with this I will gain on thin mints

Dear Family, Thanks for putting empty boxes back in the cabinet. There's nothing like having disappointment for breakfast.

This Literally happens everyday at my house! Funny Family Ecard: Dear Family, Thanks for putting empty boxes back in the cabinet. There's nothing like waking up to disappointment for breakfast.this is sooooo my family!

Friends...

Funny Friendship Ecard: You're only as cool as the friends you hang out with . And I'm awesome You're welcome.

If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you. Knees to chest, bitch, KNEES TO CHEST!

So true! Some people decide that when you let them cross the street, that would be a good time for them to see exactly how slow they can walk without actually stopping.

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A Surf Shack with a Modernist Soul

Funny Music Ecard: What if rappers rapped about nice things? Like, Girl Im gonna take your clothes off. and hang them neatly in the closet, yeeaah. I laughed way too hard at this.

Been there, just couldn't put it so eloquently.

I have one nerve left and you're dry-humping it.

Whatever. She'll eventually die from being a fat cow. So, there's that. I know this is mean but for the one person I mean it for, it's nice to know :)

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Whatever. She'll eventually die from being a fat cow.

for my dear husband... thanks for cooking!

Funny Lunch/Dinner Ecard: I am really bad at measuring pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti, come on over!

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