Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail! Haha Seriously, Stupid People Ecards, Daily Prayer, Funny Someecards, Funny Stuff, Dispatcher Quotes, So Funny, Bedtime Prayer, Funny Serenity Prayer
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Nice quiet type but you'd find my thoughts highly offensive. Ecards humor funny
Totally me. I think my bestie would agree.
Exactly. This is totally me.
Yup...so totally me!!!
Truth hurts people ;)
Duh. Totally me!!
Story of my life.
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Ahahahaha. Yes I might be a lot of things you call me but its not an insult if its true =) its simply something Im working on.
I tell this to a guy at work all the time. Not in these exact words but pretty damn close! It's so funny to find an ecard with it!
Need to remember this one for the next time the "father"-in-law tries to make me feel 2 inches tall...
Omgosh exactly! Way to try to insult me by saying I need beauty sleep. Hahaha im not going to stoop to your lvl of pathetic high school insults
"i'm sorry dear, in order for you to insult me, i must first value your opinion ... nice try though"
Oh how this applies to so many people these days. Guess you can never escape the high school immaturity.
Unsolicited opinions. For times you don't care what people think, but they tell you anyway. Supported by: http://studio99net.net/
If you don't know the type of person I am, then your opinion of me means nothing to me. Nice try though!
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Not really me but what a great laugh. Ha ha ha Grant me wine to accept the things I cannot change, coffee to change the things I can, and an opaque mug... so my coworkers can't tell the difference.
Grant me wine to accept the things I cannot change, coffee to change the things I can, and an opaque mug... so my coworkers can't tell the difference. #winehumour #funny #allyouneediswine #weinkeller http://www.weinkeller.ca
#Humorous #Serenity #Prayer, not to be #confused with the #12-Step #Serenity #Prayer #wine #coffee #opaque #mug
Coffee and wine are like my life coaches. Coffee is there for a pat on the ass, "Go get'em we can do this!" And then wine is like, "You'll get them tomorrow. You gave it a good shot. Keep your chin up." | Drinking Ecard
#someecards #ecards #truth #giggle #wine #coffee #work #jokes #blogger #wineblogger #funny #humor
#ecards LOL! Opaque coffee mug Coffee and wine prayer
i don't drink wine or coffee, but still funny.
Wine and coffee patience quote
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i'm pretty upfront and honest. best way to be because i'm not giving people the run around lying bullshit...the truth may hurt, but it means i'm being a true friend and i hope i get that back :-)
I like to call this truth or putting my foot in mouth depending on situation.
hahaha so you ... uhhh I mean us!!
Oh My Freaking Stars!: Mean to say
Hahaha this is sooooooo me!!!
Hahaha my life motto...
Hahaha. this is me.
Hahaha so me
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Dear God, Please stop the stupid people from breeding so quickly. We're severely outnumbered down here. Funny but true!!!
Free, Cry For Help Ecard: Dear God, Please stop the stupid people from breeding so quickly. We're severely outnumbered down here.
So funny! Sometimes SO TRUE!!!!!!
my husbands prayer every night
eCards make my life!
Help us Baby Jesus!
Give Me Strength, My Life, Funny Stuff, Bail Money, Patience Haha, So Funny, Haha So True
Truth. LOL. Its happened a time or 2 that I was given strength and needed bail money. Im good on jail time. I think I met my quota for my life time. lol
Lord give me patience... because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.
Give me patients, skip the strength-or I'll need bail money! Lol -Funny Ecard
If you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.
patience..... Haha so true!!
Funny stuff right there!!
So funny yet so true
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Truth. Nicholas should have bought me Lana'i when it was for sale. :( lol
@ Kari Ring...ask Santa maybe he will give you your private island
hahahahahahaahahah THE WAY IVE FELT LATELY!!
all i want is my own island
True fucking fact
A girl can dream
HAHAHA but true
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crying with my freakish long eyelashes!
Those would be some long eyelashes.
My soul is pretty black, people.
This is my life. All the way.
Got some long lashes!!! Lol
My life right here
Haha so true!
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This is so #funny! Some ecards
Omg this is so funny
This is so #funny!
Different Types of Music Stands - I almost NEVER change my pin descriptions, but I have to say that on this pin I will. But only for the sole purpose of explaining that I have actually laughed out loud at this pin.
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Different Types of Music Stands - YES!.... Oh good times in Band, I do switch stands around because one of those mentioned situations occurred. Our band room is full of leaners and the Hobbit stands get thrown to the flutes by the trumpets. All the good stand never leave percussion.
Different Types of Music Stands - Band geeks will remember. Also, another Pinner mentioned "your lap" as another one and I would have to say yep to that.
Different Kinds of Music Stands. Every childhood band geek gets this one. Music Stands are, apparently, the whipping boy of the band room... they take a LOT of abuse!
The Different Type Of Music Stands. YES! If you have been in band, you will laugh! :D omg had all of these in my band room
Different Types of Music Stands... I don't really use stands, but this is so true at Edison, lol.
Different Types of Music Stands - This is so true its not even funny.
Different Types of Music Stands. #bandgeek
Marching Band Funny Music Stands
Hahaha #oboestforever an this is so accurate I'm like wait me? The oboe player?really?r u serious?
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How Band Kids React to Feedback<This is so accurate it isn't even funny! And the trumpet one is 100% true because it's what us trumpets do!
classical music humor | How Band Students React To Feedback
I've probably pinned this already but it's still funny :)
Its funny because it is really 1000000000000000000% true
How band students react to feedback - musiciansare.com
How Band Students React to Feedback. SO TRUE
Marching band criticism
SO TRUE NOT EVEN FUNNY
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Lord, grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and friends to post my bail when I finally snap.
Oh My Freaking Stars!: Another Serenity Prayer
My best friends know this....
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Amen. I have this super power. I knew I was a super hero. " Common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power. " ecard
Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power. /m/ HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Epic e-cards
Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power. TRUTH!
I finally learned my SuperPower! I can now tell my son I really am a SuperHero!
Common sense is so rare these days... SUPER POWER!!! Ha, ha! so true!
I laugh because I am the one who lacks common sense :D
Common sense now classifies as superpower.
the truth #commonsense #funny #ecards
So Sadly True!
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Wish it worked this way...because this is currently my life! So much truth to this @Susan Caron Caron Moore @INDI Design Schulze Gragg OMG that is so true!
Truth! Funny rotten ecard - Stupid people - http://www.jokideo.com/funny-rotten-ecard-stupid-people/
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If I got paid by the the amount of stupid people I deal with at work instead of by the hour, I could retire by next week....lol sorry this is rude but so true
Funny rotten ecard - Stupid people - Funny Pictures, Funny jokes and so much more | Jokideo | Funny Pictures, Funny jokes and so much more | Jokideo
250 Funniest Nursing Quotes and eCards | NurseBuff
Truth. Nursing laughs.
Funny e cards
Amen to that.
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So true ... every guy thinks every girls' dream is to find the perfect guy ... pshh, every girls' dream is to eat without getting fat.
Every girl's dream...This made me laugh out loud!
Every girls dream... This is so true!! Hilarious!
every girl's dream Hahahahahaha so true!!!!
every girl's dream isn't this so true.
Haha every girl's dream <3 so true!!!!
Thats the truth! every girl's dream
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Some people call it "nagging". I call it "just do what I freaking told you to do the first time!!" ((YESSS... takes a while but they learn eventually!))
Nagging ... just do what I told you the first time
Nagging... Do it the first time I ask you.
Women nag Ecard humor funny laugh
Made me laugh and so true
Funny ecard. Truth
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...and few things make me feel worse then catching a reflection of myself in the mirror after I do it. LOL I stole this from a friend and can't stop laughing!
Few things in life feel better than taking your bra off at the end of a long day. So true! :)?...ain't that the truth!!!
Funny Confession Ecard: Few things in life feel better than taking your bra off at the end of a long day. SO TRUE!
Few things in life feel better than taking your bra off at the end of a long day. -Your e cards. Amen sister.
I literally laugh at most of these ecards
hahaha SO true, story of my lifeee
few things lol, so true