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bahahaha i couldn't stop laughing! "Your momma" jokes are the best. What makes it even better is that my son really does call it a Jumpoline!

Funny Friendship Ecard: According to MASH I should be living with N'Sync, in a shack, in France, with 23 kids.

This is especially funny to me, because the last time I remember playing MASH with my teenage friends I was supposed to marry my NOW husband. lol I don't remember the specifics of it, but we weren't even dating at the time. It's funny how life works.

I just laughed until I cried and couldn't breathe. Why yes I am secretly a 12 yr old boy

Funny Confession Ecard: My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, heating your dinner was not the right answer.

Oh damn! Lol

Dad cooks a deer and doesn't tell the kids what it is. He gives one clue. It's what your mother calls me. The boy yells, it's a fucking dick, don't eat it!

Common Sense is so rare these days, it should be Classified as a Super Power.

I have this super power. I knew I was a super hero. " Common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power.

Yes.

Yes !!!!!!!

This Literally happens everyday at my house! Funny Family Ecard: Dear Family, Thanks for putting empty boxes back in the cabinet. There's nothing like waking up to disappointment for breakfast.this is sooooo my family!

i seriously laughed out loud...

One Of These Days

Almost stepped on a crack . almost broke my mother's back. My kids do this every day with cracks, kitchen tiles, bricks, etc.

Nutritional labels should include a "What if I eat the whole damn thing" section.

Take a joke she always thought whit was about her and so serious! Lol don't take it so hard!

No fucks given

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.

all day everyday...

An entry from Sweet Serendipity

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Everyone around me seems to be getting married and having babies, and I'm just sitting here like. I like wine and uninterrupted sleep.

I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep", Bitch you need to hibernate.  Bwahaha!!! Lmfao. I know it's bad, but so funny. Tags: funny ecards, humor

Funny Family Ecard: I hate it when ugly people say 'I need my beauty sleep.' Bitch, you need to hibernate. Sorry but it's really funny!

Did it hurt when you fell off the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down?

Did it hurt when you fell off the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down? E-card

This is how i cheer up a friend. I tend to put friends first before myself. I like making people happy. Seeing my friends smile makes me smile. If they are happy I am happy. That feeling inside your heart when you make a friend happy and you're the reason why.

To be honest with you, I don’t have the words to make you feel better, but I do have the arms to give you a hug. Ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about and I have a heart; a heart that’s aching to see you smile again.

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