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Story of my life!

Sometimes I forget to change the captions on my pins and worry people will think I really said that.

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That's it? Three likes and one comment? That shit was brilliant, people. BRILLIANT.

Opinionally---that's the prime problem frogman--you never admit to being WRONG. Try again to justify your weird, peculiar introverted nature in contrast to the normal populus. I can be introverted too---but at least I can admit to being wrong if I find out I'm wrong.

Hell is a place where two cars drive under the speed limit parallel to each other.

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering "I love you" repeatedly while they struggle to break free.

Guilty! I thought everyone did this. No?

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When+someone+stares+at+me,+I+assume+they+are+taking+notes....+On+how+to+be+fabulous.

You know, I can't decide if I want to punch him in the face or have his babies

I'm my own biggest fan. I'm going to repin all my pins just to double the awesome.

I'm "it's 8:30 and you want to start a movie this late?" years old.

I have no idea who the bottom chicks are but this is funny as hell XD THEY EXIST