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That and I'm ---- old!

Why don't I have any tattoos? - Funny quote says: Why don't I have any tattoos? For the same reason you don't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari.

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Funny christmas quotes - what are your wishes this year? For more funny quotes visit www.

This is a pretty random site with some pretty cool stuff.

Yes, I know I can't sing. Yes, I'm going to keep singing anyway. Music Makes Me Happy Quote. I Don't Care!

Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.

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birds peck at the best fruit

The poem above my desk

Reminds me of my Grampa....who had STICK STRAIGHT hair! But he always jokingly said, "don't you just loooove my naturally curly hair?!"

Girls with curly hair rock! Mine is straight but I love naturally curly hair on girls AND boys.

When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut.

My husband's wife is freakin' AWESOME! This is so true! Every wife should have this pinned. Cursing Mama says, "Sometimes the truth is awesome!

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Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck. Very technical, but it is very true. You wouldn't want your life to be just lemon water, now, would you?

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