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i'm starting to think that if a woman is foolish enough to friendzone me, she's a drama problem i'm lucky i avoided...

Brotips - 'Ladies, guys are sick of hearing you ask where all of the 'nice guys' are. They're in the friend zone, where you left them.

i'm going to be a fun wife.

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I will have a surprise attack Nerf/water fight with my husband one day! And I will WIN!

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So true!

So true!

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“Don’t Be so Serious, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me……. I’ll laugh at you!

Steve Jobs.  I love this, I hope for this for my own children and grandchildren. Let them march to a wild and crazy drum.

Steve Jobs Quote - Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes.because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world are the ones who do.

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Seduce my mind and you can have my body. sapiosexual (n.) -a person who is sexually attracted to intelligence in others. (It is all in the mind, not in the eye. How you perceive is how you will receive)

I'm the grammarian about whom your mother warned you ; )

i do not understand closing threats