Haha...It must be true! Believe half of what you see & none of what you hear.

Haha...It must be true! Believe half of what you see & none of what you hear.

I set my clock ahead to prevent being late.....all it really does is sharpen my subtraction skills.

I set my clock ahead to prevent being late.....all it really does is sharpen my subtraction skills.

I would like this for the women who always seem to be able to find negative...glue up bitches your negativity needs to stop ;)

I would like this for the women who always seem to be able to find negative...glue up bitches your negativity needs to stop ;)

I don't give children and the elderly much leeway-the law of averages tells me that most of them will grow up to be stupid adults or grew up as stupid kids, so all the sympathy they might get for being immature or senile tends to go right out the window.

13 Hilariously Funny eCards - My Life and Kids

13 Hilariously Funny eCards

Please, please don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.

Please, please don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.

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