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While you're busy portraying yourself as the most humble, caring, and noble person this side of Facebook, just remember that some of us know you in real life...

While you're busy portraying yourself as the most humble, caring, and noble…

Ex: "The job I'm training for, and will deploy with, will make me $100,000 per year in the civilian world. Your loss for leaving me, bitch!" Me: "I wouldn't stay with your pathetic, immature ass for $1,000,000 per year, Fucktard! You can't even pass a motorcycle mechanics course at a community college!"

Funny Breakup Ecard: When your ex says, 'You'll never find anyone like me again.' Tell him, 'That's the point, you idiot.

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Little girls tattle. Grown women handle their own business. Unless you're ashamed and and coward so you hide behind everyone.

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

100% a cure!

They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a dog getting ready to vomit. Nothing makes me jump out of bed faster.

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