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It's "my tolerance FOR idiots ." not "tolerance to idiots ." meaning I have no tolerance for this sign.


God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round.and laughed and laughed and laughed. Hahahahaha Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?

It's one of my worst vices... (sigh)  Damn.

I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,.well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place.

Your Opinion about My Life - Paying Bills

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.

I'm trying to rise to the occasion and stop it, but so far my reticence is just growing larger!!

Sexy Humor - We are trying sooooo HARD to give up sexual innuendos. Well, not really.

This is me, everyday!

eCard: I'm going to let these pans soak. Otherwise known as, I don't feel like doing the dishes. This is so true and so me.

LOL – Doesn’t take long to get that ‘lived in’ look again!

Funny Clean House Joke - "Yesterday I cleaned my house, which is dumb because we still live here.

Why is this so true?  (Every single time I try to relax!)

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do. Yup every time


nice though that my hubby and some close friends get my humor :) --- Funny Confession Ecard: Frankly, my humor is for my enjoyment, it is inconsequential if you get it or not.

MAD-insane? or MAD-furious? You might want to discern the difference before speaking to her. Taking a big chance there.


A quietman is a thinking man. A quiet women is usually mad. And if the man would think a little louder and speak to hiS women while thinkinggg out loudddd.he is Then the man, that should think about his women first.

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Workout t-shirt - Lazy is such and ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation. - Because I don't have to do ALL the body every single day.


quote - " When a woman says 'when you get a chance'.what she really means is "get off your ass and do it NOW".