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I saw a spider in my bathtub so, I got a tissue and very, very carefully, burned the house down.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I saw a spider in my bathtub so, I got a tissue and very, very carefully, burned the house down.

Swimsuit season #humor

Bathing suit

My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like 'nah girl, you're good'. I hate the sweat pants voice.

A weeks worth of cardio

I just did a weeks worth of cardio after walking into a spider's web. Definitely Fall is is the air.spiders are everywhere!

Funny! :0) If only I would exercise like this : jump for Joy, overcome doubt , flee temptation, lean on the Everlasting arms, and take leaps of faith...

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: My top 5 exercises: jumping to conclusions flying off the handle carrying things too far dodging responsibilities pushing my luck

Let's all take a moment and be thankful that spiders don't fly....AMEN

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Let's all take a moment and be thankful that spiders don't fly.

Eek!

TAYLA yrs) there is a spider in my room. Me : you could kill it. Me : use a shoe. TAYLA : ok hang on. ( pause) I used Sadira's shoe.

if don't stop believing starts playing

If Don't Stop Believin' starts playing and the person you're with doesn't sing along, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.oh how I love me some Journey!

Someday, when you clean all the toilets, you can stay up late and eat the secret ice cream too. Hahaha

late night secret stash of ice cream.haha - its even better when they clean all the toilets and yet I still get the secret ice cream!

Oh My Freaking Stars!: Fairy Tales & Tequila

Life isn't a fairy tale. I you lose a shoe at midnight, you might wanna slow down on the tequila.

It is a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad. So true. So funny.

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