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My husband would agree with this one! Please don't take my silence as agreement in your little rant you had there. I just prefer to watch 'crazy' in quiet. -- I swear this is Derek every time I am on a rampage!

This is actually my life right now.

sometimes I just can't tell

I can't tell if I'm dealing well with my life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore.

OH, how I grow tired of this. A few people on my friends list are SUPER guilty. Is your life THAT bad?


I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won?

Stop and think about what super power you have, though. Just because you can read people's minds doesn't mean you can fly off buildings.

Free and Funny Sympathy Ecard: Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power


Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I'm not arguing. I'm explaining why I'm correct.

My give a damn is busted

shoot pack lunch dinner breakfast for the next day because its going to take a long while funny ecard

You don't know me.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: screw you recommended serving size.