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I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency, that we're going to be best friends in no time.

We are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.

My BFF&E sent me this pin, had to share! @Natasha Chapman-Roberts I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic remarks.

I'd love to see you next time either of us has any money, free time, energy, or interest in leaving our homes. #ecards