So true

This is what I say, when ppl ask me at work. I love everyone.

So freakin true! Here it is @Julie Pulliam

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

I've tried telling people this!

This is so true.i wouldn't have to manage my anger, if people could learn to manage their stupidity


So true! Mirror - "you look great! Take a picture!" Camera - "Mirror said you look great? Well too bad.

Funny funny!!!

"turning down the music in your car when looking for a street sign because yout hink it will somehow make you see it better." Bahaha Did this yesterday .

I don't play stupid though.

THE STORY OF MY LIFE! A good memory can be a curse.or then I forget the things they expect me to remember!

So true.

Society's responses for "I don't want pets" vs "I don't want kids". Another great moronic correlation is when people insist you'll be a great parent just bc you can take care of a pet.

Haha...I know that look!

lol i think we all do this all the time! or we giggle like an evil bitch :-)

I'm actually not funny. I'm actually really mean and people just think I'm joking.

Storyy Of My Lifee- sarcasm saves my ass everyday!

That would be me whenever I am on the phone.

That's my life a lot of the time now that I live in Australia. All the Aussie accents are tough to understand at times.especially when they talk fast!

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Best friends: The people you can make weird faces to and they will know exactly what you're thinking.

I don't like thinking of this in the daylight either!

or other scary things that come out in the dark. Like burglars. Or murderers, or clowns. Or spiders, or ghosts.