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    Your ex asking to stay friends after you break up is like kidnappers asking to stay in touch after they let you go.

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    • Danielle Scarth

      "Don't expect a 'bless you' after the 5th sneeze. Get it under control." #humor #funny #ecards #sneezes #blessyou

    • Kasey Sparks

      Sometimes I feel sorry for judgmental people and their boring lives. Other times I'm jealous. I wish I had that much time to worry about things that are none of my business. | Somewhat Topical Ecard

    • Jennifer Lane

      Funny Friendship Ecard: I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night owl. But I can rock 11:30 a.m. like nobody's business. TOTALLY!

    • Becky Kelsey

      Hahahahaha this is just funny. I'd still give blessings after the 50th sneeze, but this made me laugh!!

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      Humor. Funny Pictures. Funny Quotes. Cartoons. Memes.

    • Sofi Falero

      pretty much #hilarious #humor #ecards #fun #laugh

    • Cortney Bloxham

      Funny stuff!!!!

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    I deserve a medal for staying with you as long as I did.. maybe I should;ve listened to the 5874 people that told me your were a shitty human being.

    Unfortunately this is so true with some people.


    Cheers to you and your (whore)able replacement for me.


    Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. ~This is too funny~


    This is somewhat true.....

    No, really. Don't.

    True hahaha

    So true!

    ''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' I have the best mom.

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    They couldn't blame us anymore

    "You poor thing. You don't even realize you're batshit crazy, do you?" GOD I WOULD LOVE TO SAY THIS TO SOME PEOPLE!!

    preach it sistah

    Pretty much...


    HA!! Especially infertile friends!

    Omg. Yes. Lol