The Defibrillator Toaster. My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP! DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”    This is the best - oh my God:    He’s bread, Jim.    (Anyone get the Star Trek reference?)

The Defibrillator Toaster. My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP! DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” This is the best - oh my God: He’s bread, Jim. (Anyone get the Star Trek reference?)

*KRISTY BARNETT* I vote you buy a house right next to you know who so we can do this EVERY Christmas.

*KRISTY BARNETT* I vote you buy a house right next to you know who so we can do this EVERY Christmas.

90s problems. 1, 4, &5 were HUGE PROBLEMS!!  LoL!

90s problems

No matter how funny these maybe... each picture says 10 million times more about each person and how awesome they think they are. GO YOU!!

Senior Picture Wins

No matter how funny these maybe... each picture says 10 million times more about each person and how awesome they think they are. GO YOU!!

i didnt know whether to put this in "lolz" or "crafts! yay!" but then i remembered i'd never finished a knitting project

A little privacy please…

i didnt know whether to put this in "lolz" or "crafts! yay!" but then i remembered i'd never finished a knitting project

As sacanagens mais criativas feitas no dia 1º de abril | Catraca Livre

As sacanagens mais criativas feitas no dia 1º de abril

As sacanagens mais criativas feitas no dia 1º de abril | Catraca Livre

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