Baby Slider Turtle - I had one of these when I lived in Arizona, named it moose, I loved that turtle, sadly, when I moved back to CA it wasn't happy about the move and after many suicidal attempts he succeeded. MOOOSE! I miss you!
How to guarantee a home for life: 1. Spot tiny human 2. Make introduction 3. Slobber all over said human so nobody else can claim it. 4. Stand watch over little human so no animal or human dare approach. 5. Swear eternal devotion. I ❤ THIS!!!!