Friday Dopamine Dump (46 photos)
what I've been saying....!!!!
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If someone would just go ahead and invent diet wine or calories-free vodka, we wouldn’t have to worry about being such fat asses anymore.
diet wine a great idea! I'd buy shares
ThanksDiet Alcoholics awesome pin
diet wine and calorie-free vodka
Diet Alcoholics! @Jaime Sluis!
Diet wine? Brilliant!
diet wine !
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No shots of vodka but man do the stupid people dominate at my job! Whoah!
This is how I feel everyday at work. smh
stupid people will make you drink!
My feelings everyday at work lol
Wow, this is how I feel EVERYDAY
Ill drink to that! Lol so true!
Hahaha, how I feel everyday.
Hahaha, story of my life
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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.
I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Comebacks & dance moves!! I may not drink wine, but I know lots of people who do :) x
Witty comebacks and flawless dance moves...bahahaha
Mostly for the flawless dance moves
I don't drink wine, but love this!
The many benefits of wine
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HAHAHAHAHA! But wrong. :)
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That's all well and good until he figures it out in fifth period and beats the ever living shit out of me on the way home.
Oooh... BURRRRRN! "Next time the bully asks for your lunch money, tell him you left it on his mothers dresser."
"Next time the bully asks for your lunch money, tell him you left it on his mothers dresser." Lmao omg haha
Your mom jokes will always be funny my goodies arrived. The Dolce stuff is mindblowing Top quality yet so cheap! BCGO0 http://pinterest.com/pin/186969822000169055/
Ummmmm, this parent forgot to tell their kid to then run like hell... Or duck- but either way, that is almost entrapment!
Funny Family Ecard: Next time the bully asks for your lunch money, tell him you left it on his mothers dresser.
you better believe Im telling my son to say this if he E V E R gets bullied, very unlikey though, kids awesome!
Next time the bully asks for your lunch money, tell him you left it on his mother's dresser... i would soo do this. lol
BULLY BURN: I can't stop laughing. No seriously ... I couldn't decide what board to pin this too, as it is words of wisdom ... But I think I could unfortunately take this as parenting advice as well. Ha.
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rescued some wine trapped in a bottle @Style Space & Stuff Blog McCredie @Alex Leichtman Sofia @Mandi Smith T Interiors Parkman @Alyssa Meyer
funny quotes rescued some wine trapped in a bottle hahah @Melissa Kuntz
funny quotes rescued some wine trapped in a bottle
Happy National Drink Wine Day! @duskerdo
Wine rescue!!! - #funny stuff
Good samaritan, who I am ;)
good deed of the day.
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Lol!!! www.research-chemical-wholesale.com #Worldcup #share @RChem_Wholesale @ChemWholesale via @addthis
Other hilarious pick up lines guys use: how come your not in jail?? It should be illegal to look that good! When I saw you, I fainted and hit my head, I need your name and number for insurance reasons: is the airport somewhere around here?? Or is it just my heart I feel taking off??
They say, “You are what you eat!” That’s funny. I don’t remember eating a sexy beast this morning.
ha ha my friend was eating an apple and his mom goes, "Good job! Remember, u r what you eat." and he responded this EXACT way!!! It was too funny for me to even stay standing. lol
You are what you eat! http://bethalexanderfitness.com #fitness #funny #bethalexanderfitness #beast #food #health #workout
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For some reason I am finding these kinds extremely funny tonight when usually I pass by them like, "eh."
For some reason I am finding these kinds extremely funny tonight when usually I pass by them like, "eh."
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: They say, 'You are what you eat!' That's funny. I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning.
This is IMPORTANT!! If I ever go missing I want my picture on a wine bottle, instead of a milk carton, so that only the fun classy people find can find me! HAHA
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If I ever go missing I want mypicture on a wine bottle, instead of a milk carton, so that only the fun classy people find can find me! The proof reader must have been drinking wine lol
If I ever go missing I want mypicture on a wine bottle, instead of a milk carton, so that only the fun classy people find can find me! well the only way my friends would know I was missing ...sorry y'all......
or vodka bottle!
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That Awkward Moment When Your Sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you are stupid.
I get this all the time...I think maybe I shouldn't be sarcastic anymore
Advanced sarcasm. I just laughed hysterically, by myself!
Totally hilarious!!... & totally my husband!
Advanced sarcasm. That is totally me.
Awkward Moments --> Stupidity
Happens all the time!!
Story of my life.
i can relate...
Replace wine with beer and you got it...
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Everyone around me seems to be getting married and having babies, and I'm just sitting here like... I like wine and uninterrupted sleep. So true!
Totally explains my life at this moment! Thanks sisters!!!
My actual life, once you replace wine with vodka.
Yesssssss my life in a sentence!!!! -char
My actual life. Exactly!!!
Ah my single life
wine + sleep = me
Tonight is a vodka and cookies for supper kind of night.
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I was thinking it was a Vodka & Cookies for supper kind of YEAR!
Dinner of champions... Not that I've ever done this...
Girl Scout cookie flavored vodka what what
Especially 360 double chocolate vodka
Or vodka && cupcakes :)
vodka & cookies
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Thanks for pinning the top 5 tips to a flat belly followed by a recipe for a 5-layer chocolate cake! So funny!
True. And for some reason making that chocolate cake seems so much more convenient.
Damn it!! Lol Holy cow this is so funny and true!
Pretty much the story of my life in a nut shell.
So funny!! Omg!! This is soooo me!!!! Lol!!
My life....such a stuggle
I do this... funny stuff
Chocolate cake wins.
Mmm 5 layer cake
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Completely inappropriate, but seriously what I strive for. Want everyone to say "wow, that's your wife/mom?!" :D
slightly inappropriate, but seriously what I strive for. is that bad?? ha.
I'm majoring in Trophy Wife with a minor in MILF. Dam Straight!
If nursing school doesn't work out...
Thats my goal!=)
My life plan
life goal :)
Pardon last nights drunk texts. That tequila is one chatty bitch. @chelsey liess
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Pardon last nights drunk texts. That tequila is one chatty bitch. @Angela Gray Gray Gray Gray Thomas Another source for funny stuff!
Pardon last nights drunk texts. That tequila is one chatty bitch. @Angela Gray Gray Gray Gray Thomas
Pardon last nights drunk texts. That tequila is one chatty bitch. @Angela Gray Gray Gray Gray Gray Gray Gray Gray Gray Gray Gray Gray Gray Thomas
Free, Apology Ecard: Pardon last nights drunk texts. That tequila is one chatty bitch.
ACTUAL STORY OF MY LIFE
Damn tequila haha
Happens every time.
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this is so true!! !when i see a spider i run to my dad, scream so loud, and then throw my shoe half way across the room and i get these weird looks from my dad and stepmom! its so funny
This is so true for most of us. It made me laugh
Bahaha!! LOL!! That's totally me! Hate spiders!
Um YEP!!!!! Hate hate hate spiders #life
Oh so true. I hate spiders!
Totally me... LOL I admit it
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so true! hate spiders
MY LIFE EXACTLY
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This is the frickin' story of my life - true - like it or not!!!
hahahaha legit, my life. not even kidding
Funny stuff ...not sayin thats me haha
This is the frickin' story of my life
This is my life. In one picture.
ahahaha! story of my life!
Ha! So funny!! My life!
My life story.... Haha
I drink wine because ...
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I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Of course I realize how stupid I can be! Haven't you met my Ex?
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I drink wine because I dont like to keep things bottled up.
Story of my life
fact of life.
True story ;)
So true! ;)
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So funny @Emily Elizabeth @Melissa Anne @Leah Marie
My thoughts exactly.... @nicole rosser
My thoughts exactly....@Bianca Hadeed
My thoughts exactly....@Molly Smyth
My thoughts exactly....hysterical!!
My thoughts exactly.... @meg0524
My thoughts exactly....haha
Today was one of those days...Oh yes, it was.
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OK. I just laughed out loud to this one....because just yesterday I thought "maybe I should start dancing part time for extra cash!" Lolololol
OK. I just laughed out loud to this one....@Amanda Snelson Snelson Snelson Snelson Snelson trenshaw
OK. I just laughed out loud!! Not so much as fat, more not fit lol but absolutely can't dance
OK. Sorry I just had to pin this. I just laughed out loud to this one....
I just laughed out loud to this one.... I've thought this so many times!
OK. I just laughed out loud to this one.... :)
OH MY!!!! SERIOUSLY laughed at this one
Seriously laughed out loud.
List Makers List
i could write lists all day long. now actually doing what is on the list....questionable.
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Are you an obsessive list maker? To-do lists, grocery lists, whatever your heart desires. List it out, friend. Totally me!!
List Makers Gonna List Notebook from Moorea Seal. Oh my gosh I totally need this @stookey713 ! Good call :)
List Makers Gonna List Notebook from Moorea Seal I have lists all over the place
List Makers Gonna List Notebook from Moorea Seal - I would be lost without lists
Im SUCH a list maker...List Makers Gonna List Notebook from Moorea Seal
List Makers Gonna List Notebook from Moorea Seal @dorothyabdelaziz
List Makers Gonna List Notebook from Moorea Seal. I need this!!
@randileanne12 List Makers Gonna List Notebook from Moorea Seal
I can't help it, I'm a list maker.this is my life
Today has definitely been one of those days!