what I've been saying....!!!!
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If someone would just go ahead and invent diet wine or calories-free vodka, we wouldn’t have to worry about being such fat asses anymore.
Only, if diet wine tastes like anything else diet, I would rather take my chances on getting fat.
Yes, Please....!!!! Lol!! diet wine would be AWESOME!
@Brenda Love'Antskaitis Yea....Diet Wine!
diet wine a great idea! I'd buy shares
Word!!! Diet Alcoholics
Diet Alcoholics~ :)
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Have to post these hilarious pick up lines guys have tried to use on me lately : howcome your not in jail?? It should be illegal to look that good! When I saw you, I fainted and hit my head, I need your name and number for insurance reasons: is the airport somewhere around here?? Or is it just my heart I feel taking off?? Omg silly boys
For some reason I am finding these kinds extremely funny tonight when usually I pass by them like, "eh."
They say, 'You are what you eat!' That's funny. I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning. -- bwahaha
"They say, 'You are what you eat!' That's funny, I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning." Work it, sexy beasts!
For some reason I am finding these kinds extremely funny tonight when usually I pass by them like, "eh."
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homemade raw, vegan chocolate (coconut oil) this one Looks good - make into disc's, chucks, for dipping too
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: They say, 'You are what you eat!' That's funny. I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning.
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Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: A day without dealing with stupid people is like... Never mind. I'll tell you if it ever fucking happens. Till then, I'll take a shot of vodka, please.
A day without dealing with stupid people is like... Never mind. I'll tell you if it ever fucking happens. Till then, I'll take a shot of vodka, please. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
No shots of vodka but man do the stupid people dominate at my job! Whoah!
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Ill drink to that! Lol so true!
I feel like that's my life
feelings towards my job
Make mine tequila
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Thanks for pinning the top 5 tips to a flat belly followed by a recipe for a 5 layer chocolate cake. (I'm so guilty of this lol)
HAHAHAA!!! Thanks for pinning the top 5 tips to a flat belly followed by a recipe for a 5 layer chocolate cake.
The flat belly tip is even TOUCHING the recipe for the chocolate cake! That should be against the Pinterest Law! ;-0
That's why we PIN the flat belly, because it's never going to happen even though we have good intentions! But we will try the 5 layer chocolate cake and eat over half of it ourselves! --- my life
Top 5 tips to a flat belly and a 5 layer cake
Flat Belly And Chocolate Cake
5 top tips/5 layer cake lol
I do this... funny stuff
Mmm 5 layer cake
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We're going back to school!! @Blaire Snell @Hannah Lillywhite @Christine Tree
hahaha...maybe i should go back to school
If nursing school doesn't work out...
Dream Job. Really though...hahaha.
This is my goal in life. :-)
my life goals.
Happens every time.
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this is so true!! !when i see a spider i run to my dad, scream so loud, and then throw my shoe half way across the room and i get these weird looks from my dad and stepmom! its so funny
This is so true for most of us. It made me laugh
Bahaha!! LOL!! That's totally me! Hate spiders!
so true!!! ugh! i hate spiders!
So funny because it's so true.
True Story! This is my life!
So True! I hate spiders!!!!
so true that's totally me
Pardon last nights drunk texts. That tequila is one chatty bitch. @chelsey liess
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Pardon last nights drunk texts. That tequila is one chatty bitch. @Angela Gray Gray Gray Gray Thomas Another source for funny stuff!
Pardon last nights drunk texts. That tequila is one chatty bitch. @Angela Gray Gray Gray Gray Gray Gray Gray Gray Gray Gray Gray Thomas
Pardon last nights drunk texts. That tequila is one chatty bitch. @Angela Gray Gray Gray Gray Gray Thomas
Pardon last nights drunk texts. That tequila is one chatty bitch. | Apology Ecard | someecards.com
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Replace wine with beer and you got it...
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My actual life, well except that I don't really like wine
Only thing no wine. Sleeping reading and Pinterest.
My actual life, once you replace wine with vodka.
My actual life. minus wine. more like vodka.
My actual life. Except no wine :)
My actual life. Minus the wine
My actual life. Sorry mom!
My actual life...no really
Wine & Sleep
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I thought this pin should go on this board since we both know how accurate this e-card is to our lives!
I don't have a "honey-do" list. I have a "I'll freaking do it myself" list. And guess what? Shit gets done. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
so true. story of my life. shit dont get done when i ask other people. #lazyasspeople
This is so true, it's really not that funny ... but hey, enjoy. :)
Another #funny #ecard that makes me laugh at my gender.
This made me laugh out loud. This so true at my house
Not so funny since it's so true.
This is so true at my house!!!
This is some funny stuff!
Need to get this as a button, so I can just point to it when, in the middle of conversations, I have an Alzheimer's moment.
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And every passenger carries their life burden just remain in the station for undefined time
From the moment we begin our process leading to your shimmy that breaks me to my core and leaves me powerless, you should take pride that you have defeated mother nature herself. That there is no one on this earth that has been able to drain EVERY thought in my head from that wiggle, and erasing millions of years of evolution in the process that leaves me without a single thought in my head. You should never doubt how powerful that body of a goddess is 2 my world 2 be able 2 control that at will
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#word long (but extremely productive) day. Ready to relax with my babe now ❤️❤️
Im afraid my train of thought has left the station
I said this! I didn't know it was a quote!
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Mmmm this dry tuna sandwich on low calorie bread is both filling AND delicious, said no woman on a diet, ever.
Mmmm this dry tuna sandwich on low calorie bread is both filling AND delicious, said no woman on a diet ever #ABeginnersGuideToSalad #DietFail #TheTruthAboutDieting
this is not true!!i love tuna on low cal bread..but it doesnt fill me..
dry tuna sandwich on low calorie bread
Said No One EVER!!! Truth!!!
dieting sucks just saying
I'M ALWAYS HUNGRY!!
How true this is!
all the time
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Lol pretty much my whole diet plan with a good daily exercise regimen of "diddly-squats" lol
Nothing new about it, been following that diet plan for many years!
Def my new diet plan Laughed way too hard at this
Diet plans in motion.
Def my new diet plan
new diet plan, lol!!
MY NEW DIET PLAN.
Good diet plan...
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i am never the queen of serenity... every day is coffee filter type day
Some days I am the queen of serenity. Other days... ecard
... and then I laugh. Ah, so true.
Ah, e-cards, you know me too well
I giggled at how accurate this is
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The awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you are stupid.
Advanced sarcasm..rachael McPherson mills I'm lookin at you!
Advanced sarcasm. I just laughed hysterically, by myself!
This right here, folks, is my husband.
Advanced sarcasm. That is totally me.
My life. All the time.
i can relate...
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My wine glass is always half empty - as in darn it I need more wine lol! But my life is lived as glass full:)
So true... now where is my wine glass?
wine logic, so true, so true!
wine logic: hahaha, true
wine logic... so true
wine // ecards.
wine wine wine
my life motto
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If vodka doesn't do the trick, add boxed wine. ;) @Krystal Campbell
My life . . .except the vodka .. not a big vodka drinker
Yay vodka! And same could be said for tequila!
Another reason i love vodka so much :))
Words of wisdom right there lol
So fricken funny
Haha, so true!
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I'd block you, but then I couldn't see all the stupid things you put on Facebook and make fun of you for them.
This is really the exact reason I leave some people on my friends list.
Hahahaha Theres probably a reason that I think this is so funny.. ;)
Accounts for at least fifteen percent of my facebook friend list.
This how I feel about 50% of my fb friends ;)
So many stupid, stupid things.
hahahaha this is so funny!
Ahhahaha! Funny stuff.
Pinterest makes me love people I've never met..... Facebook makes me hate people I know in real life.....
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Funny Friendship Ecard: Pinterest makes me love people I've never met..... Facebook makes me hate people I know in real life.....
Pinterest makes me love people I've never met..... Facebook makes me hate people I know in real life..... Lmao Sooo true!!
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Pinterest and Facebook people. So funny, yet so true.
I HATE Facebook... <3 Pinterest
Pinterest V. Facebook. Word.
haha. So true
I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress...
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I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress... Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine. #wine #funny
I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress ... Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine.
Het hangt ervan af welke traditie je hanteert. Op zondagmorgen rond 11.00 uur je eerste glaasje of anders????
I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress... thanks for sending me this cassie!
I've learned to use #meditation and #relaxation to handle #stress... #wine to the rescue! www.letswinetonight.com
I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress...Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine.
I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress... Yeah, right. May my liver be strong. ;)
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This is so true.. to say it was a small part of my life seems like that's putting it lightly. Over thinking consumes you.
Oh my gosh... I need to remember this. Over thinking things causes so many problems in my life...
so true......yet why do I continue to overthink half the crap in my life???
It would be so nice to be able to stop doing this .. overthinking = my life
Why don't I remember this!! Must think about not over thinking!
Good advice, This was me a few times in my life.
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#sotrue #overthinking #advice
I have those days