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a woman is helpless only while her nail polish is drying. Would make a great sign to go on a nail polish rack!

Funny Friendship Ecard: The residue of last night's 'smoky eye' is this morning's 'hooker murdered in a back alley' eye.

the residue of last night's "smokey eye" is this morning's "hooker murdered in a back alley" eye. OMG thins made me laugh out loud, because it really happens to me.

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My parents accused me of lying today, I looked at them and said "tooth fairy, Easter bunny, Santa Claus" and walked away like a boss.

That awkward moment when you type the name of the person you are stalking into 'what's on your mind' instead of search...

That awkward moment when you type the name of the person you are stalking into 'what's on your mind' instead of search.

Happy Hunger Games!

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I started running because I thought I was being chased by a Tracker Jacker. Then I realized it was just a wasp. Then I realized I wasnt in the Hunger Games.

Always on your phone, yet you never answer!

Uh, YES. I know a few too many people that do this to me. I understand not everyone enjoys the phone, and/or doesn't have time for calls, but HELLO! That's why God invented the TEXT MESSAGE!

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