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"Outta the way world. I've got my sassy pants on today. mallorca I think your Tron-pants would be equivalent to sassy pants. I think it would be best if you found a spare pair.

Quotes: "Oh, honey, you have gone beyond #muffin-top; that's a busted can of biscuits!"

Quotes: "Oh, honey, you have gone beyond #muffin-top; that's a busted can of biscuits!"

Maybe your dick would be bigger if 3/4's of it wasn't shoved into your personality.

Maybe your dick would be bigger if 3/4's of it wasn't shoved into your personality.

This is what I need to say next time someone thinks my jokes are offensive. I'm sure it will go over really well.

This is what I need to say next time someone thinks my jokes are offensive. I'm sure it will go over really well.

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits.  The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

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