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happens to the best of us. I hate when people ask me: what happened to the sweet old well, bitches like you killed it.

Our family has actually used "Metric Shit Ton" as a unit of measurement!

Then I heard someone use the term, "metric fuck-ton", and "shit ton" instantly dropped to

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Funny Confession Ecard: So I heard they're naming a new paint color after you. It's called Whore Red. Not very bright, but it's cheap and spreads really easily.

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bahahaha i couldn't stop laughing! "Your momma" jokes are the best. What makes it even better is that my son really does call it a Jumpoline!

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