Whenever my doorbell rings unexpectedly, I mute the TV, crawl slowly past the window, then roll as fast as I can until I reach a safe spot where I will hide out until the coast is clear. #ecards // Hahaha. Only all the time....
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So True! i always run to the back of the house where my sister and mama is, and let my dad answer the door hahaha(;
I can't believe I found this.. I literally do this every single time someone is @ the door! LOLOL
I have a serious phobia of answering the door when someone knocks or rings the door bell!! Hahaha
This is totally me and my family!! Lol. Want me to answer the door? Call first! ;)
some ecards, door bell rings, hide until coast is clear, lol
Yep, totally me!!! If only the door had a peep hole grrr
Every single time the doorbell rings. Yes!
story of my life, i never answer the door!
It's pretty much like someone recorded me while I was driving.
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Things I say while I’m driving… haha so true. If my daughter learns any curse word it will be because I am driving.
everyyyyyyyday of my life....i need to control my roadrage....clearly!
Bahahaha. This is totally me. I have the worst road rage ever.
Things I say while I’m driving…I have such bad road rage. :)
This Is so true...totally me! I have road rage...
Things I say while I’m driving hahaha #sotrue
Things I say while I’m driving…so true.
hahaha so true story of my life!
I know all about this
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I know, right?!?! more giggles at ginavalley.com
Wine is everything! #wine #funny #ecards
Can't stop laughing at this. So true!
HAHA so true! This cracks me up!
E-Cards of Life
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Funny Friendship Ecard: I feel bad for people who aren't us. We are some hilarious mother fuckers. this one is for you Roxanne Clark!!!
Funny Friendship Ecard: I feel bad for people who aren't us. We are some hilarious mother fuckers.
Totally my best friend and I
High five bestie ;)
me and my sister
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We should open a store called 'Forever 39'. We can sell Wine and Yoga pants. You in? @Jessica Taylor
We should open a store called "Forever 39". We can sell Wine and Yoga pants. You in? | Courtesy Hello Ecard | someecards.com
We should open a store called 'Forever 39'. We can sell Wine and Yoga pants. You in? -- Ha ha! This is a great idea, actually!
Forever 39 ecard...best one ever (besides all of the other wine ecards I love.) @Sherri Levek Lemp
What about Forever 27? Because I am all about wine and yoga pants.
Wine and yoga pants...I need more yoga pants! This sounds lovely!
Wine and Yoga pants.....my favorite things, I'm forever 39!!
Wine and yoga pants sounds like a good idea haha
We can sell Wine and Yoga pants.
10 Awesome E-Cards for Parents
this is true for pretty much my whole family :)
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Totally my parenting philosophy. I already feel bad for my future children. LOL
I should have told my children this as they were growing up LOL
Parenting 101. This is to both my children... I love you both!
this is what my future children have to look forward to.
This sums up my parenting style perfectly!
LOL - my children would agree with this ;)
parenting philosophy :) // @Rachel Schelb
My parenting philosophy in a nutshell!
Funny stuff :)
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I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch and I own that shit like a motherfucker.
Damn straight. Like a Boss lol
Not all the time but........
Well, if the shoe fits.
I know I'm a bitch !
Story of my life
100 fucking %
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It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from "this is the best day ever" to "I want to stab every person on planet Earth."
Every morning when I open Outlook. BTW, why don't they call it what it is....Bleak Outlook and Your Day is Going to Suck?
"If that ain't the damn truth" .. in the words of Tater when I read this to him. Hahahahaha I can't stop laughing
True story, @Kelly Teske Goldsworthy Teske Goldsworthy Teske Goldsworthy Bridges and @nikki striefler striefler striefler York . Thank you for always letting me vent!
It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from 'this is the best day ever' to 'I want to stab every person on planet Earth.' !
It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from 'this is the best day ever' to 'I want to stab every person on planet Earth.' Thats me at work.
It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from "this is the best day ever" to "I want to stab every person on planet earth."
It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from this is the best day ever to I want to stab every person on planet Earth.
Totally done this
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I do this all the time - not the eating healthy part; the eating all the junk food part!
Diet Plan Step 1 because someone keeps bringing it in! @Beatriz Carrillo
Eating Healthy?! lol Story of my life! Hahaha oh yes!
Eating Healthy?! lol Story of my life!
I do this ALL the time!!
Do it alllll the time!
Funny Stuff #junkfood
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Funny Confession Ecard: I always say what I mean. I may not always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. Horrible about doing this, need to use the filter option more often!
Funny Confession Ecard: I always say what I mean. I may not always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
Don't act like you've never thought this about someone. << I have, I so have!
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LOTR... god I am such a nerd. I laughed really hard at this!!!
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Lol! Giggle when I read this!
STORY OF MY LIFE!
All the time.
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Stupid people-gah this is so true..and i do find myself saying this at least once a day
so true...lol makes you wonder how some people can walk and talk at the same time!
Oh so true some people love to publish it All the freaking time!!!
I feel whoever made this must know some people in my life.
So true... story of my life!
Freaking stupid people..
. #funny e cards
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Reminds me of the time my pre-teen daughter said "Just give me a sec!" I said "We don't have time for secs!" Never had a problem with any of my children making that particular statement again!
hahahahahahah...people ask me this at work all the time and im sure it would catch them off guard..hahaha
lots of secs.... I laughed more than I really should have
Ha! I couldnt STOP laughing at this one@Michelle Orio
I hope I can remember this when the time comes.
FUnnY; stuff that makes me laugh
literally giggling so hard
stupid but oh so funny
Lol i have said this for years after i heard it off of the movie Steel Magnolias, one of my fav movies! :)
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Makes me think of my sister haha. She told me I was a bad people watcher.
For all my girls!! You know who you are!
People watching..So true.. I love it!
better watch myself (and my sister)
So true!! My Best Friend and I :)
Me and my friends
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Funny Confession Ecard: My shopping trips usually consist of me filling my cart up with stuff, and then slowly putting everything back.
My shopping trips usually consist of me filling my cart up with stuff, and then slowly putting everything back. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
My shopping trips usually consist of me filling my cart up with stuff, and then slowly putting everything back.: I M Guilty, Giggle, Truth, Funny, Thought, Ecards, Totally Me
Thanks for teaching us this mom @Bonnie S. S. S. S. S. Santizo lol
Every single time! Story of my life...
My husband would agree
Skills and talents
I'm laughing and crying at the same time.
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This shouldnt even be pinned on my humor board because its so sadly true. That awkward moment when everyone is talking about their skills and talents and you are like: I can breathe.
Th awkward moment when everyone is talking about their skills and talents and you are like: I can breathe.
That awkward moment when I go blank because my skills and talents seem so insignificant all of a sudden
That awkward moment... Haha! This is SO me! #funny #humor
Awkward moment talents I can breathe
Haha so true
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All the time that's why unless I have plans I wear yoga pants lol
I do this all the time! and i never wear my cute outfits!
So sad that this is the story of my life...
This is why I wear sweatpants all the time.
Totally me in High School
Fact. All the time.
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this would be nice! Time Warner Cable. Nothing EVER goes smooth. There's a screw-up somewhere EVERYTIME, either billing, service, you name it. Finding out there was no AT&T when I moved to my new location was a huge disappointment.
I will have to remember this the next time I am on the phone with the cable company!
And then you show up at 7...you're officially fired and an idiot. I hate you.
Seriously! :) For all my customer service industry friends!!
giggles - another funny ecard. Love it). :)
Now thats some funny stuff!!!
I'll remember this one
That would be nice
YES! Funny eCard
BAHAHAHAHA!!!! I don't know why this is so funny to me, but it is!