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There are eight ways of contacting me through my phone that don't involve me having to talk to you. Use one of those.

There are eight ways of contacting me through my phone that don't involve me having to talk to you. Use one of those.

It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from 'this is the best day ever' to 'I want to stab every person on planet Earth.'

It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from 'this is the best day ever' to 'I want to stab every person on planet Earth.'

blunt cards about women | fully intended to have the house cleaned, dinner made, and look ...

blunt cards about women | fully intended to have the house cleaned, dinner made, and look ...

This really needs to say "when someone of the male gender..." because I know some boys who are not yet men that this applies to.

This really needs to say "when someone of the male gender..." because I know some boys who are not yet men that this applies to.

How is it I can start out the day as Mary Poppins, only to end the day as Cruella Deville?

How is it I can start out the day as Mary Poppins, only to end the day as Cruella Deville?

exactly, keep your mouth shut;)   Especially this nasty bitch i know, please go away & stop posting your meme's if you do have something to say, grow up & actually say it.   Keyboard bullies=people who didn't get raised with the decency to have respect, for others & their opinions...

exactly, keep your mouth shut;) Especially this nasty bitch i know, please go away & stop posting your meme's if you do have something to say, grow up & actually say it. Keyboard bullies=people who didn't get raised with the decency to have respect, for others & their opinions...

I'm so glad you told your husband how much you loved him on Facebook instead of in person. From 5 feet away.

I'm so glad you told your husband how much you loved him on Facebook instead of in person. From 5 feet away.