"Pero ya me puse la pijama..."

"I'm afraid I can't go. I've already taken off my bra so I'm in for the night." Totally me

I don't understand how some women have 20 plusbridesmaids. I don'teven like that many people.

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

bahahahahaha. I think most of us girls know one person that fits this description.

Things I Learned from Blissdom: Getting Comfortable With Conflict (and pet peeves!) - The Vintage Modern Wife reminds me of someone I know

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

Communication is a skill to be learned  www.Heal.Energy

Funny Encouragement Ecard: I'm not arguing. I'm explaining why I'm correct.

For the love of grammar! *meme/ecard bomb* - BabyCenter

For the love of grammar! *meme/ecard bomb*

For the love of grammar! *meme/ecard bomb* - BabyCenter well dang I like that word.

Hahahahaha please stoppll

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil. --- Can I get an amen?

Or preschool teachers lol wouldnt have it any other way :)

Kids have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like midget gasoline thieves.

You don't know me.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: screw you recommended serving size.


This might be my favorite insult ever. Fix yo' face ! Hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha I couldn't have said it better!

Please just post EVERYTHING about your life and your day so we can all feel so much better! Ugh

For all those that love to share the drama. Ever thought you have to share it on FB because you know in real life people just don't care to hear you moaning again?