What happened with Vampires??? They used to be scary monsters. But today, girls run INTO their arms instead of AWAY from them. "Run, Jane! Run!" "But vampires are interesting," says Jane. "--And sexy!" "Girls are nuts," thinks Dick. "Nuts, nuts, nuts!"
Excalibur! Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.