It was hilarious until Aunt Gwen lost her balance and fell through the wall, breaking her hip in six places. The burning hot iron was flung with deadly force into the face of her nephew, 10yo Johnny Noonan, who expired instantly. At that point the iron fell on the family's overfed Chihuahua, who popped like a balloon, spraying a supernaturally prodigious cloud of urine, feces and dog bits on everyone. The video was deemed "both hilarious and horrifying!" by America's Funniest Home Videos.
What happened with Vampires??? They used to be scary monsters. But today, girls run INTO their arms instead of AWAY from them. "Run, Jane! Run!" "But vampires are interesting," says Jane. "--And sexy!" "Girls are nuts," thinks Dick. "Nuts, nuts, nuts!"
Community Post: Amazing Muppet Fairy Tale Concepts
Excalibur! Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.