taking care of business
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Funny Confession E- card: I'm not a princess... I don't need saving. I'm a freaking Queen... I got this shit handled.
I'm not a princess... I don't need saving. I'm a freaking Queen... I got this shit handled. | Confession Ecard
I'm not a princess, I do not need saving. I am the queen, I got this shit handled
True Story. Hate being treated like a princess!
Damn straight. I AM THE QUEEN !
Pretty much, lol.
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So true...If I'm not mad at someone my husband better feel the exact same way without even knowing why! haha
Sometimes I wish my husband was as immature as I am! He just laughs when I'm mad at someone!
so funny. So true!#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#
Yep. Or dating. Or close friends. Haha
lol. If only it worked like this.
so funny. So true! Get it right!!
Ha...so true! It's the rule!
so funny. So true!
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About someone with NPD. "Sweetie, if you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty."
Big jaw, bulbiss nosed, hunched back, fat back, potato sack looking, no assed, deceiving backstabbing, left over taking beeshhh.
Two-Faced. Hah exactly. It's unfortunate but kind of funny that you actually look like a demented hamster. True story lol
Everyone is a 2 faced bitch. Just gotta find the ones that will show u both faces and be proud of it
OM-FREAKING-G!!! I can SOOOO think of one chic (I use that term loosley) I'd LOVE to say this too....I'm sure some of me peeps can guess who it is with little effort ;)
Sweetie, if you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty. | Courtesy Hello Ecard | someecards.com
"Sweetie, if you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty." Hahahaha- exactly what I think sometimes.
Two-Faced. Hah exactly. It's unfortunate but kind of funny that you actually look like a demented hamster. True story lol
Haha,damn straight!! You threaten me about shit I supposedly said about your daughter in law? Go ahead show her whatever you think you have..I'm sure she'll be interested to know how you have told your own daughter that you thought she was a whore who slept around so go ahead and start shit you simple minded beast. Maybe then she won't be so friendly to you anymore.
I don't see any penises in the vacinity...
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I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth. | Flirting Ecard
Awful, just awful. And yet - I'm laughing my butt off!! I'm a horrible person.
Baahahahaha!!! If ONLY I could say this to some people.
Best ecard ever....omg. HAHAHAHA omg omg omg so funny
Funny shit right here
must remember this.
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Lmao shut up!
My dear, you are not even worth the expenditure of air that it would take me to talk shit about you. Move along, please.
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My dear, you are not even worth the expenditure of air that it would take me to talk s**t about you. Move along, please. ♡tblazes.
My dear, you are not even worth the expenditure of air that it would take me to talk shit about you. Move along, please. | Confession Ecard
Nobody is worth it. If you don't like someone that much them you shouldn't care enough to talk about them. If you care about them have a constructive conversation. Otherwise don't waste your energy.
This is why I rarely talk shit. One: I'd rather say it to your face & 2: it's likely they're not worth the time and effort to begin with.
Yeah, I was totally spreading rumours about you. My life is SO empty, i've nothing better to do than talk about you...**so much sarcasm** -.-
Lhh when ppl think you're talking about them. Hunny, I don't have the time to even think about you let alone talk about you. Love this lol
This is the best way to put it. My dear, you are not even worth the expenditure of air that it would take me to talk shit about you. Move along, please.
Stop harrassing & following: Lovely Me & her followers, that is not me, you have gone too far & that comment was hers, did u even read the comment? ?? The initials in it? Obviously not! Too Funny
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Haha. Hehehe. Giggle. LOL. LMAO. LMFAO. (Funny. Ecards. Laugh. Joke. Hilarious. Humor)'I can't wait to get home and take my fucking bra off.'
Almost as soon as I get in the door! Comfy sports bras should look cute under clothes.. :[
I can't wait to get home and take my fucking bra off. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
I can't wait to get home and take my fucking bra off. (I feel like this everyday!)
Funny Confession Ecard: I can't wait to get home and take my fucking bra off.
For reallssss--this is totally me, everyday!!
I feel this way every single day of my life..
How I feel the majority of my life
every girl would agree
My life goal is to become a disney princess, or see a disney princess that is pale white with blue eyes and dark hair(:
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Lol! My favorite Disney princess is me. Like if yours is yourself. Also follow!
My favorite Disney princess is me. So funny! I literally say this all the time!
My favorite Disney princess is me. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
That would be my daughters, I prefer to be the queen!!
My favorite Disney Princess is....ME!
Fun Fact! :)
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"Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes a hell of a lot more sense to unload a gun rather shoot at a bulletproof vest."
Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes a hell of a lot more sense to unload a gun rather shoot at a bulletproof vest. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
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Wonder how this would actually work out
My thoughts exactly! Lol
Birth control pills...
Funny but true!
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Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Please don't take my silence as agreement in your little rant you had there. I just prefer to watch 'crazy' in quiet.
My husband would agree with this one! Please don't take my silence as agreement in your little rant you had there. I just prefer to watch 'crazy' in quiet. -- I swear this is Derek every time I am on a rampage!!!
Please don't take my silence as agreement in your little rant you had there. I just prefer to watch "crazy" in quiet. | Somewhat Topical Ecard
I'm a little frightened how many people have thought this during my rants... :)
I just prefer to watch crazy in quiet. #ecards
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. This is my life right now! Watching crazy!
True story! OMG so true!!!
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
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After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. ~ Mr Big, Sex and the City quote
So true! (Mr. Big - Sex and the City)
What you need to know about men and women: Women are Crazy, Men are Stupid. But the main reason women are crazy is because men are stupid.
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Funny Friendship Ecard: What you need to know about men and women: Women are Crazy, Men are Stupid. But the main reason women are crazy is because men are stupid.
an old George Carlin line, one of my favorites
Hello! Common sense ....
story of my life...
Funny but true
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Lord, winning the lottery won't make me a bad person. Haha funny stuff, think a lot of people feel that way. :)
Dear Lord, I'm a sinner, but I promise I will do good with all that money! My kind of good...I can't tell lies to the Lord!
Dear Lord, all I ask is a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make me a bad person. yep. I've been making that deal for years. Someday.....
Dear Lord, All I ask is for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make me a bad person.
I Promise, just let me prove it to you.
@Heather Creswell Motes so true.
I promise it wont!
:) made me giggle
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Haha this definitely explains how I feel about Walmart...especially on the weekends.
Too funny! I hate Walmart on the weekends, I want to push everyone out of my way!
This is how I feel after EVERY shopping trip lately. Crazy children!!!!
This would apply to the grocery store as well.
*snort* Yes, hate Walmart on the weekends. :P
Haha . . . . . so true . . . . .
lol I can relate!!!
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Omg this is totally me! Haha no filter who care you don't like it then get the f outta my face!
...me and my big mouth ;) #quotes # Pin++ for Pinterest #
True story, my filter doesn't always work.
...me and my big mouth ;) #quotes
story of my life also.
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My level of sarcasm...true story
Sarcasm level...so true
This is a true story
Sad, but kinda true
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So true! But sometimes quotes are taken out of context, so I must always be aware of what I'm saying when I babysit!
Funny Confession Ecard: You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that 'too stupid to live' should be a diagnosis. So true!!
I'd laugh, but it's so true. @Sophia . @A B
THAT'S MY LIFE SUMMED UP IN ONE ECARD!!!
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I laughed...but it's so true!
THIS made me giggle!!!!!
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Yep...Because my Husband knows I will fall asleep before the movie gets through the opening credits...wait, that happens no matter what time the movie starts- Annnnd that's the reason why we don't go to movie theatres.....LOL
Lmao, I say this to Brent all the time! And he wonders why I fall asleep during every movie we watch! :)
Sadly true...but, on the bright side, I've been falling asleep during movies since my 20s.
I'm 'it's 8:30 and you want to start a movie this late?' years old. Exactly what I say!
This is so me! I hate it when my husband wants to start a movie so late!
Yep that's far too late for me any more...! So sad lol
So sad, but true :/
Flexibility is important. #head #foot #ass #ecards #funny #ecard #humor For more quotes and jokes, check out my FB page: https://www.facebook.com/ChanceofSarcasm
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I pray for you... because I don't know how to do an Exorcism.
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I'd be lying if I said I laughed a little at this one. So perfect for some people we know
Funny .... i know some people i should start praying for. lol
Some people, I am convinced that's what they need...
#pray #exorcism #lol #funny #humor
And the Exorcist usually dies! LOL
Ironically funny to me....
Hahaha so funny!!!!
Need to get this as a button, so I can just point to it when, in the middle of conversations, I have an Alzheimer's moment.
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And every passenger carries their life burden just remain in the station for undefined time
From the moment we begin our process leading to your shimmy that breaks me to my core and leaves me powerless, you should take pride that you have defeated mother nature herself. That there is no one on this earth that has been able to drain EVERY thought in my head from that wiggle, and erasing millions of years of evolution in the process that leaves me without a single thought in my head. You should never doubt how powerful that body of a goddess is 2 my world 2 be able 2 control that at will
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#word long (but extremely productive) day. Ready to relax with my babe now ❤️❤️
Im afraid my train of thought has left the station
I said this! I didn't know it was a quote!