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    taking care of business

    Pretty much, lol.

    Funny!

    I don't see any penises in the vacinity...

    My dear, you are not even worth the expenditure of air that it would take me to talk shit about you. Move along, please.

    true!

    My life goal is to become a disney princess, or see a disney princess that is pale white with blue eyes and dark hair(:

    Totally agreed!!!

    exactly :)

    "After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC

    What you need to know about men and women: Women are Crazy, Men are Stupid. But the main reason women are crazy is because men are stupid.

    Yup!

    nuff said...

    Haha!

    Truth

    Preach.

    Yep

    Flexibility is important. #head #foot #ass #ecards #funny #ecard #humor For more quotes and jokes, check out my FB page: https://www.facebook.com/ChanceofSarcasm

    I pray for you... because I don't know how to do an Exorcism.

    Need to get this as a button, so I can just point to it when, in the middle of conversations, I have an Alzheimer's moment.

    truth