taking care of business
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Funny Confession E- card: I'm not a princess... I don't need saving. I'm a freaking Queen... I got this shit handled.
I'm not a princess... I don't need saving. I'm a freaking Queen... I got this shit handled. #ecards
I don't always have it handled but this funny stuff!
Damn straight. I AM THE QUEEN !
The Queen Bee, to be exact!
You flipped the bitch switch, so sit down, buckle up, and enjoy the ride, asshole.
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You flipped the bitch switch, so sit down, buckle up, and enjoy the ride, asshole. | eCards
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So Funny! Not to mention true...haha
For some people I know! Ha
Funny funny funny
Ha! Funny stuff!
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So true! But sometimes quotes are taken out of context, so I must always be aware of what I'm saying when I babysit!
Funny Confession Ecard: You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that 'too stupid to live' should be a diagnosis....haha so true
Couldn't decide if I wanted to post this in "laugh" or "truths"...what does that say about me??? ;)
I'd laugh, but it's so true. @Sophia . @A B
So funny because it's so true!
I'd laugh, but it's so true.
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I pray for you... because I don't know how to do an Exorcism.
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well actually I do, But you have to want to get rid of the demon. Some people like to keep them! lol
I knew a priest who would self-exorcise his demons from time to time. His demons were tequila and vodka and the exorcism was into the toilet, but same intention.
There are way to many demons in this world!haha
YES....the way I feel about SOME people...lol
And the Exorcist usually dies! LOL
Hahaha so funny!!!!
#lol #funny #humor
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Lord, winning the lottery won't make me a bad person. Haha funny stuff, think a lot of people feel that way. :)
Dear Lord, all I ask is a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make me a bad person. yep. I've been making that deal for years. Someday.....
Dear lord: all I ask s for the chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make me a bad person.
Dear Lord, I would use all the money for good not evil.....I promise :)
Awe.. it's a joke! Lighten up and laugh. Lol
Oh please, please I promise it wont
I promise I will prove it
This made me giggle!!
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this is making me laugh and is so true of my life right now!!!!!
story of my life...just as we speak!
This was so true during finals week
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I laugh because it's so true
My life these days...
This is totally me!!
Made me giggle
Not that impressed! I see it ALL the time around here!
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Yes, I talk to these people all the time...lol
I've know some of these flexible people!
I know a few flexible people ...
I know several flexible people!!
I know a lot of flexible people!
See it all the time!
the real reason we're allowed to buy booze - we've earned it.
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I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol | eCards
This should be my response when my kids tell me they don't want to work with someone because they "don't like them."
Don't do this all the time...but I do it enough to keep from murdering some people. (Killing it with kindness) Woosah! :)
I Pretend To Like People Everyday. It's Called Being An Adult & THAT Is Why We Are Allowed To Buy Alcohol
I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol.
Я каждый день притворяюсь, что люди мне нравятся. Это называется "быть взрослым", и ВОТ ПОЧЕМУ нам разрешают покупать алкоголь.
I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol
I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol❤️
I miss hating the summer heat. Particularly in 45 mph winds with rain frizzing my hair and baseball practice tonight from 7-9:15pm.
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I miss hating the summer heat - I'd rather complain about how hot it is!
"I miss hating the summer heat." #HVAC #humor fahrenheit-hvac.com
I miss hating the summer heat. True story!
Laughing so hard right now.
story of my life.
haha so true
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...in your pocket as you ride away in a miter cycle. I actually saw this happen. True story.
Funny Apology Ecard: Sorry my life is so much better than yours. It isn't my fault.
Because discrimination is wrong....and people are stupid. True story👏
Truth. Especially after school.
It's funny, but so true
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True story lol
What you need to know about men and women: Women are Crazy, Men are Stupid. But the main reason women are crazy is because men are stupid.
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Funny Friendship Ecard: What you need to know about men and women: Women are Crazy, Men are Stupid. But the main reason women are crazy is because men are stupid.
So very true. Funny but true.
Hello! Common sense ....
George Carlin said this.
story of my life...
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Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes a hell of a lot more sense to unload a gun rather shoot at a bulletproof vest.
#lovethis #birthcontrol #men unload a gun hahahahaha #truth
aint that the truth...could go on my wedding board too
hahaha..this made me laugh
My thoughts exactly! Lol
aint that the truth lol
I just died laughing!!
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True story. @Cass Monroe Retzlaff
Sarcasm level...so true
This is a true story
Haha, kinda true.
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Haha. Hehehe. Giggle. LOL. LMAO. LMFAO. (Funny. Ecards. Laugh. Joke. Hilarious. Humor)'I can't wait to get home and take my fucking bra off.'
Almost as soon as I get in the door! Comfy sports bras should look cute under clothes.. :[
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I can't wait to get home and take my fucking bra off. (I feel like this everyday!)
Funny Confession Ecard: I can't wait to get home and take my fucking bra off.
story of my life...haha! I think this almost everyday.
For reallssss--this is totally me, everyday!!
I think this all the time..
Said every girl everywhere!
Pretty much, lol.
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So true...If I'm not mad at someone my husband better feel the exact same way without even knowing why! haha
Sometimes I wish my husband was as immature as I am! He just laughs when I'm mad at someone!
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Yep. Or dating. Or close friends. Haha.
Hahaha...so funny and so true!!! lmao!!
Ha...so true! It's the rule!
True story! So funny!!
so funny. So true!
I laughed for days!! I do this all the time.