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Yes...I could tell you did....what would bother me was if you remembered anything I said after that.....

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Hahahahahaha!

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23 Senior Citizens Who Don't Give A F*@k

Ser fabulosa no es cuestión de apariencia, sino de saber ser únicas

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Hahahahaha! Don't boss me!!!

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Inspiring Quotes When You Need Some Life Motivation

@lottiefrank I think we are a match mad in heaven....surely madness is better when it's doubled up!

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So true. I'm flattered. lol

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Just because you don't like fart jokes = DEFINITELY does not mean you're witty. No, it just means you have a stick up your ass and NO BODY thinks you are fun to hang out with. . .

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Im complicated - funny quotes - http://jokideo.com/im-complicated-funny-quotes/

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I would only make one correction. "There's going to be FREE food? Okay, I'll come."

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