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It’s A Scientific Fact: You should never tell a girl she’s crazy unless you want to see crazy.or look at her like she is crazy!


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Haha! I have laundry up to my eyeballs!

As I do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy. Put on a sign in the laundry room!

This is the most true thing ever... when I get jealous I'm scared of what I may do

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, if you do find one, what's your plan?

Actually wanted to do this to someone yesterday.

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

if my mom wouldnt write me out of her will, i may get this tattooed somewhere hhaha

I'm not only putting on my big girl panties, I'm putting on my bitch bra, my shit kicker boots and my spiked leather belt with the boy toy belt buckle. So don't tell me to "deal with it." I got this covered. This is so Funny had t reprinn

this is me. in the morning.

i work in pjs. exercise in pjs, hang out in pjs. LIVE in pjs.

The story of my life...

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Thank you for helping me feel CREATIVE even though I've really just been sitting at my computer for the last 3 hours.

so true

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Life would be more. no, no thats not the word. Life would be more FUN with Minions!