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Funny Workplace Ecard: I'm not judgmental. I just have excellent assessment skills.

Skill Level: Master Judging and assessing are TWO different things. I assess well.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Farting isn't ladylike? Well, neither is giving a blowjob, but I have never heard you complaining about that!

slut

Funny quote card about sluts: I should slap you, but I don\'t want to get slut on my hand.should of when I had the chance!

Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion | meme

6 Emotions Every Couple Experiences While Planning Their Wedding

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

Or a photo of the Executive whose bonus is based upon the tax break you are funding for his industry

For all the taxes they take out of my paycheck, the least they could do is send me a picture of the ghetto family I'm supporting to hang on my fridge!

Home wreaker

If you ever ruin our relationship with a homewrecking whore, I will go Carrie Underwood on your car, Taylor Swift on your stuff and Bobbit on your weenie.- I'm still laughing.

If a woman is bad at parking, its only because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.

If a woman is bad at parking, its only because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is. I parallel park like a champ!

Who doesn’t love a good e-card. There is always one that fits your life or attitude so perfectly you have to share it with everyone. The other fun thing to do with e-cards is to send ones to your friends. Check out these great e-cards!

So sad but true. Funny Anniversary Ecard: I love cuddling with you on the couch after a long day. Well, sitting next to you as we play on our computers, not talking and hardly touching.

It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

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Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: If you're going to be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.

something like that.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not saying I 'hate' you, but I catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by honey badgers, barefoot in a desert of legobricks, near a Bieber concert.

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Why yes I am on a diet; It's called the too rich for food stamps, but too poor to buy food diet. Hahahaha ain't this so true?

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