Funny Minions. Well I was close enough yet too far! Beats saying nothing in my book.
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MY EX husband
I hate people like this ugh; such a pet peeve of mine.
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A Very Polite Way To Curse Someone Very annoying things.
Worst things to curse someone with
A Very Polite Way To Curse Someone - Why are these so funny??
A Very Polite Way To Curse Someone...I'm laughing so hard right now.... Hahaha!!
Wishes upon the worst enemy
A Very Polite Way To Curse Someone... read it with Christopher Walkens' voice...
I can tell today is going to be a "does not play well with others" kind of day.
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I can tell today is going to be a "does not play well with others" kind of day. - This is my life!!!
Sometimes this is SO true!!!
Hehe I hate Mondays.
I can tell today is going to be a "does not play well with others" kind of day. Amen...
Oh, I could have used this one a few days ago!!! :)
Haha I can relate
Uh oh, watch out. Rheumatoid Arthritis
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LOL! So true! You know it. #ChikFilA
That face.... when you want Chick-fil-a on Sundays. You know it. #ChikFilA .... Story of my life
Gotta love those chicken sandwiches!
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Wonder Woman - can't stop laughing. This is so something I would love to do!!!
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I would be wearing a tutu.
Would love to rock up to work in Wonder Woman Costume!
Yup, this happens.
I'll use my lariat of truth to convince otherwise.
ha! and then it's still bad!!
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How I feel about working out. REFUSE.
Story of my life.
haha this sounds like a direct quote from sug..
This makes me smile, lol. #ecard
So true for me
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Larry David I Don't Mind Cancelled Plans Either
Larry David on cancellations. So true for me
Me: most of the time - Larry David is my spirit animal
cancellations --- my life!!!
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this is how i feel when i walk down the halls at school
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The Devil Wears Prada Quote- Oh, how I adore sarcasm!
favorite quote from this movie
Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada. Love that movie!
Never can be too much parmesan
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Totally me! I love Parmesan cheese!
I'm Italian. I'll put as much Parmesan cheese on my pasta as I want. It's a necessary condiment in my life. Back off!
This is my husband
This Italian girl loves her parmesan cheese!!
Hahaha my dad sent me to my room one time for putting to much Parmesan cheese on my spaghetti
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My problem with showers… totally me!
My problem with showers… true dat
I actually love my showers, but this made me laugh.
THIS IS SO TRUE! My kids totally..lol
THIS IS SO TRUE! Story of my life# lol
I hate when the debit/credit card reader at the checkout asks if the amount is okay? No. It's not. I want all this crap for a dollar.
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I hate when the debit/credit card reader at the checkout asks if the amount is okay? No. It's not. I want all this crap for a dollar. #humor #crapforadollar #computercare
I hate when the debit/credit card reader at the checkout asks if the amount is okay? No. It's not. I want all this crap for a dollar....ohh man that's funny but really why dodesit ask that lol
I hate when the debit/credit card reader at the checkout asks if the amount is okay? No. It's not. I want all this crap for a dollar. Someecards
Actually...I'd rather it be free please.
This is not funny. I think every customer says this and now it's and E Card what has my life come to noooooo. If you want to be funny and creative during check out don't say this lol.
I giggle all the time with that & have told cashiers it too when they ask why I'm laughing
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I should be a math genius.
Insomnia Maths Skills
Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you'll get if you're able to "fall asleep right now" (Done this way too many times.)
True story. Night shift.
Story of my life lately. Psh. Only it's not really improving my math skills.
I'm so guilty of doing this sometimes...
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I've got 99 problems & 86 of them are completely made scenarios in my head that I'm stressing out about for no logical reason. STORY OF MY LIFE! Time to let go of worrying.
99 problems. True Story.
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This tickles my funny because it is absolutely so true of me!!!! I couldn't help but laugh when I read this and thought about myself!!
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So true and so totally ME!!
'Oh yeah, I'll totally be able to stay awake til 10 on Friday night!' ......said no teacher ever.
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hahaha seriously people...
It must be exhausting being offended by everything....It really must be :) (I'm sure some will be offended by this pin!) LOL This made me giggle.
'Oh yeah, I'll totally be able to stay awake til 10 on Friday night!' ......said no teacher ever. True story! I'm out by 9 if I'm lucky!
Some people are!
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gluten free bread, of course.
OMG...its not even that funny, yet I laughed hysterically.
I do it everytime! UNLESS.. it is Harper's Homemade brand bread... or mom's homemade bread.
The way it is. I laughed so hard when I read this, it's so true!!
So true! Who wants the butt of the bread..
SO TRUE! lol
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"I never stick my leg off the edge of the bed, no matter how hot it is because it would get eaten off." So true... I still step off REALLY far from my bed so the monsters don't grab my foot...
This is totally me! I don't walk next to the edge either so nothing can grab me and drag me under! ;)
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True story. I don't know what's up with you fools sticking your leg over the edge...
true! :) don't stick your let off the bed!!! Monsters and demons will eat it! Ahhhh!!!! Never to old for this to be a fear... Hahahahah lolol joke quote funny
I loveeee me some Peonies
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Wedding bride bridesmaid bouquet - blush pink peonies
Lovely pale pink peonies. #flowers #bouquet #wedding
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Yep. | #truths
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How well I know!! # quotes So true!!
Oh this is so true! Nightshift does this to me a lot!
without sleep, we become tall two year olds omg this is me n Jason right now. But alas we have an almost 2 year old.
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completely true, just ask my 2 year old how mommy behaves after a bunch of night shifts!
So true... it's mostly because of the 2 year olds this is happening :)
Without sleep, we become tall two year olds. True story.
this is an understatement.