Steve Martin's card

I am ordering these asap. And I am dead serious. I can't wait to use them! Ha.

Listen up people! It's the truth.

Nice.

Next time a stranger talks to me… HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA I wish I could keep a straight face to do this.

YES! NEED THIS!!! @Courtney Wall Wood Signs - Funny Signs - If you are going to act like a turd go lay in the yard

Funny

Epic.

Hilarious!

Yoda Pope Force Be With You Tee Shirt #yoda #starwars #theforce #peacebewithyou #funny #nerdshirt #nerd #geek #teeshirt $27.99

94 Year Old Neighbor gave this to my dad

Calling Cards #design #identity

Lol, no.. I'm just shy and thoughtful... ~LL

ha!

Yes I am

Dating Sucks. On the other hand... I'm hilarious.<<<yeah I'm done with people. I'm just gonna date myself

KEEP CALM, AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT

...and they didn't even live long enough to realize they had the coolest name known to man...

brilliant for brad

I might have to try this.