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My doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those exact words. He told me I had to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing.


It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

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Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Funny Weekend Ecard: So, I am going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, tell them I'm OUTSTANDING! I dont know why this made me chuckle.

Look in the mirror !

Funny Flirting Ecard: For all you guys wearing skinny jeans. I think you took the phrase 'getting into her pants' the wrong way.

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Today's modern woman * Clean house * Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime) * Fit, trim & well-groomed * Works full time * Laundry done & put away * Great sex life * . pick any two

This is so me

Yup that's me haha! Does someone have my car bugged? This is ME! Also, when they are driving slowly(on the Phone) I lay down on the horn! if i cant drive they cant talk!

Oh yes.. way to much drama people! BE HAPPY!

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So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.


Once upon a time . a prince asked a beautiful princess Will you marry me? The princess said no. & the princess lived happily ever after


via: observando "I love everybody. Some i love to be around, some i love to avoid, and others i'd love to punch in the face." >>>ohhh that's what that feeling is. see i don't hate ppl, i really love them!

Punch you in the face

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

Yup... that about sums it up. lol   - Workout quote

Someone from Massachusetts posted a whisper, which reads "That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

My feelings exactly! Probably why I burn my tongue so often, lol.

Free and Funny Farewell Ecard: I'll be damned if after the 5 longest minutes of my life, I'm going to