Elf on the Shelf
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It doesn't matter if you've been naughty or nice...that creepy Elf on the Shelf is going to kill you one night while you're sleeping!lol he is kinda creepy but the kids love him
It doesn't matter if you've been naughty or nice...that creepy Elf on the Shelf is going to kill you one night while you're sleeping!
HA! My thoughts exactly! There will be no creepy Elf on a Shelf in our house!
hahaha finally someone that thinks the elf on the shelf is super creepy
Elf on the Shelf...umm no thanks creepy elf on the shelf!!
Creepy Elf on a Shelf. For real, that thing creeps me OUT!
My thoughts exactly!! Ugggh, super creepy.
LOL!!!! I can't stand that creepy elf!
He's pretty creepy, I can see this.
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...so true! Never did get people who super sized their meals & washed it down with a DIET coke...
Hilarious! even though..i fucking love McDonald salads!!
I can't stop laughing at this! @Alicia T T Alexander
I can't stop laughing at this! SO funny!
funny #mcdonalds #salad #quotes
I can't stop laughing at this!
fries and diet coke with that
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My 18 year old self would be completely mortified if she saw me today. Things did not turn out the way she planned. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Confession Ecard: My 18 year old self would be completely mordified if she saw me today. Things did not turn out the way she planned. However I have to say I think I'm much happier than my 18 year old self would have ever imagined.
Confession Ecard: My 18 year old self would be completely mordified if she saw me today. Things did not turn out the way she planned.
New funny post on memesalldaylong
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This would be funny if it weren't so....funny...and true...and funny .. and true~
Yep. I think my husband would agree with this. My memory is horrible!
like mother like daughter....thanks Mom! @Susie King
story of my life...I call them "Dory Moments" ..
bahaha, this is totally me!
Ha haha, so true!
story of my life
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If insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results then I guess I'll stop cleaning the house. My life....
This should be in the dictionary for the definition of insanity
I always knew house cleaning made me crazy...
So true, its not like anyone notices!
Definition of Insanity
Story of my life.
Thanks for being my go-to friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone.
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Thanks for being my go-to friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone. - thanks Tessa Rae!
"Thanks for being my go-to friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone."
Thanks for being my go-to friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone. @Hannah Mudd
Thanks for being my go-to friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone. @Erin B Cleveland
Thanks for being my go-to friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone. | Friendship Ecard
@mango26 Thanks for being my go-to friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone.
Thanks @Asli Cicekdagi Cicekdagi Cicekdagi Cicekdagi Baysal for discussing the annoying habits of our professors :D
sounds about right...
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hahahaha!!! The elf on the shelf is creepy and will never enter my house! This is a good argument why lol!!
sounds about right... That's why I won't let him in my house!!!
This is why we don't do the elf on the shelf in my house...
Yeah, so have fun with that. I hate that creepy elf!
So freaking true!!! Creepy little bastard.
haha he really is kinda creepy
My thoughts exactly!!!
that guy freaks me out
I do this all the time : )
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every. single. time! This is totally me! If there were cameras in bathrooms. I am sure people would be laughing so hard!
Public toilet = flush with foot... LOL. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms
Every single time...but only IF I use a public toilet...I'm not a big fan!
I honestly do this EVERY single time I use a public bathroom!! Lol
I do this every single time...ewww for public toilet handles
every. single. time. SO TRUE!
Very true - funny stuff
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Elf on the Shelf - The evil concept that parents aren't busy enough at Christmastime. Plus, if I had a real, live human who was as annoying as that Elf, I would kick it in its itty-bitty butt
"Elf on the Shelf - The evil concept that parents aren't busy enough at Christmastime. Plus, if I had a real, live human who was as annoying as that Elf, I would kick it in its itty-bitty ass." Me: I have to admit I really just don't get it. Whatever happened to Santa? You know, "He sees you when you're sleeping; he knows when you're awake?"
I have always thought this same exact thing about that creepy elf! It would have scared the hell out of my daughters lol.
I agree... Those things are kinda creepy. Just saying..
Haha. seriously, that little guy is creepy...
Haha I always thought that Elf was so creepy!
my thoughts exactly!
This is how I feel about my future!
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On a scale of one to ten, how focused are you? ................ banana. lol this is the story of my life, it was too funny for me not to pin.
On a scale of one to ten, how focused are you? ................ banana. #ADD #ADHD #humor #giggles #focus
I babysit a 6 year old who constantly says "Banana".. So there's where that came from.
do i pin this on my 'funny stuff' board or my 'so true' board? Hmmm...
Fibro fog, M.E. cognitive impairment - guess banana fits both. :-)
My life recently. & also cuz I love bananas c:
My life. In a banana peel.
maybe one of my biggest pet peeves... if you need socks, you need actual shoes. just so you know.
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Omg yes! Seriously. One of my biggest pet peeves ever!
SUCH a pet peeve lol!!! This is soooo my husband!!!!
Socks with Sandals is one of my biggest pet peeves!
HA this is one of my biggest pet peeves!
My dad always socks and sandals......
I hate socks & sandals!!!!
Lmfao biggest pet peeve
hate socks and sandals
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This is soooo what I have been here lately to my children because they want to get away with everything and they are all still under the age of 8! KWIM?
haha! I tell something like this to Mickey all the time--- "Yes, I know, Mom is mean and nasty, you tell me so all the time...."
My mom said this all the time, also would refer and quote pages, paragraphs, and lines from the mom handbook!
My kids tell me this all the time. About time I had an appropriate response. ;)
It was the first page in the Parenting Handbook. I hear this all the time!
Bwahahahaha. My kids say I am the meanest mom in the world ALL THE TIME.
hahaha...my kids call me the meanest mom all the time! Now I know why!
Told my children this all the time when they were little =)
so very true. :)
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I'm proficient in 3 languages...English, Sarcasm, and Profanity. | Reminders Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Reminders Ecard: I'm proficient in 3 languages...English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
Love this one-> I am proficient in 3 languages English, Sarcasm and Profanity...
I'm proficient in 3 languages...English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
#sarcasm totally me
story of my life.
says my resume
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True Story! I don't know about "beat", but spankings need to make a come back in many households.
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True story. oh so true growing up you wouldnt even think it
Very true! ...not a *giggle*, but yep. so true.....
True story....... his is why so many people suck.
Once Upon A Time - True Story
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I hate people who do that!
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All...the...time.... I usually get the middle finger for this one. Makes me laugh, its not my fault you're an idiot
Pet peeve. This is the WORST! I HATE when stupid people do this to me. It happens all the time, and then they look at me like I'm being rude!!!! lol
oh yes! This is my biggest pet peeve. I will drive down the middle of the lane to keep you out!!
truth. pet peeve. and also: At least use your blinker!!
That's literally my biggest pet peeve. Drives me crazy.
oh my gosh thats one of my biggest pet peeves
AMEN goshhhhh I feel like this everyday!
one of my pet peeves! #roadrage
Things that make me giggle...
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Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Facebook constantly reminds me that people uglier than me are getting engaged.
This is mean but it made me laugh..Facebook constantly reminds me that people uglier than me are getting engaged.
Facebook constantly reminds me that people uglier than me are getting engaged. Funny stuff!
Haha Facebook constantly reminds me that EVERYONE is getting engaged before me lol.
Bahahaha!!! This is terrible but so funny.
And getting married. And having babies.
This is terrible but so funny.
haha so funny