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Wine Lover

last night sitting on the couch with my husband I said, 'I love you.' he asked, 'is that you or the wine talking?talking to the wine. Love you babe!

You can't get it perfect every time. Everyone's learning as they go!

Good Judgment comes from Experience and experience, ~ well that comes from poor Judgement. " Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Just smarter than the average

People who feel this is true got it wrong! Its not that your shy or won't talk to people! It's that most people won't talk to you! You have a very unfriendly personality! People stay away!

Humor

nice though that my hubby and some close friends get my humor :) --- Funny Confession Ecard: Frankly, my humor is for my enjoyment, it is inconsequential if you get it or not.

Strength + Bail $

Lord give me patience.Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

Let's celebrate the anniversary of our still not yet official relationship.

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Cashiers Funny Cartoon

Cashier Humor

Thank you, Cashier, for bagging my groceries in such a nonsensical way considering the fact that all of the items were grouped on the conveyer belt in an orderly fashion. I HATE THAT! IT DRIVES ME CRAZY! or when they put two things in EVER BAG!

I need help

Hahahahahaha yesss but then again I think it's bc I'm prego and my hormones are crazy!

Poetry, Art, Inspiration : Photo

Job & Work quote & saying Grand Junction, CO The quote Description For George b/c I love you

There are eight ways of contacting me through my phone that don't involve me having to talk to you. Use one of those.

I die a little each time my phone rings. Hate talking on the phone

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