Haha! Had a customer come into my place of work our first Christmas as a married couple and asked what we bought the baby for its first Christmas.When I looked confused, she said that she simply assumed that since we were so young that there was a baby on the way... Keep an open mind,people, it is possible for people to be young and in love! Sayings, Married Young, Exactly, Mind People, Life, Quotes, Baby, True Stories
hahahaha so true
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This is so true like why can't human babies always be super adorable, why only have a select few be adorable
Truth!!!! Always want to hold a baby animal, but scared to hold a baby human and have them cry. Getting over it.
Makes me laugh as I am mostly just afraid of making human babies cry. Lol noooooooo!
I don't really cry at baby animals, but the baby human part was so true
Dis is true but when baby humans cry my life is over
If the human baby is crying, this is totally me.
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TRUE STORY. This is my life.
So true! I laughed out loud
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who are you trying to convince quotes | This is so true it’s like people are trying to convince themselves ...
JESUS....isn't this the truth!! It's like they are trying to convince themselves about their own relationships.
So true! I hardly ever post on social media about my relationship! I feel no need in it. I love him & I know he loves me👌🏼😘
#RT follow my fanpage: https://www.facebook.com/InternetNetworkMarketerIncMlmStrategist This is so true it's like people are trying to convince themselves when they post incessantly about their relationships
This is so true it's like people are trying to convince themselves when they post incessantly about their relationships (like everyday).
So true! Toooo many people care to much of what the world thinks! #annoying! I just laugh!!
This is so true to a certain extent, especially on Facebook. The happiest of couples posting their every move, are the ones breaking up every other week. However, I think it's okay for happy couples to acknowledge the good deeds of their significant others. I do it. I'm proud to have a man that bends over backwards to make me happy. If anybody has an issue with that or wants to hate because they can't find happiness, or they cant find someone to take them seriously, they can go jump off a cliff. Don't hate and pretend someone else's love is a lie or claim they are living in lies. That behavior shows how deeply hurt you are that you can't get that for your self
True story bro.
So true! #ecard
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True story: Sometimes when my underwear matches my outfit it makes me feel like I really have my life together. After the first few years of marriage, John stopped laughing at me and began laughing with me. Guess What?!? His boxers ALWAYS matched his outfit too!!
Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes when my underwear matches my outfit it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
Sometimes when my underwear matches my outfit it makes me feel like I really have my life together - Always - Quote - Funny -
this made me laugh til i cried because it's so true. pathetic, but true.
yep...ain't that the truth! :) want funny stuff? check out my tumblr :)
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Laughing my butt off. So true!
Mhmmmmm! Ecards, quotes
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I think my family, friends, boyfriend, & even co-workers can agree to this about me!
My family, in a nutshell... No suggestions, only criticism...
Totally me when my boyfriend asks what I want for dinner lol
Story of my life... Sorry family @Emily Morganna
someone in my life does this... ALL the time.
Oh my gosh does ecards know me?!
Every date night we have!
Story of my life :)
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I'm not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to bullsh*t, drama, and pretending. #quotes #truth #AboutMe
Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B.S., drama, and pretending.
Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B.S., drama, and pretending. This pretty much describes me!! :-)
I'm not anti social. I just have a strong aversion to B. S., drama, and pretending.
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So true! I hate drama.
uh yeah PLEASE TELL
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Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.
ecard: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes. (So it is possible to read in sarcasm.)
Oh I'm sorry, I didnt realize that youre an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.. (Gotta love when this happens) Or does it only happen to me??LOL
i didnt realize that you´re an expert on my life.. please continue while i take notes :)
Oh I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert on my life. Let me take notes.
Some people need to take note!!! lol
#life, #humor, #funny
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It's being an adult. Funny how others can only do it when there's something in it for themselves but no other reason.
Growing up is hard to do ... Being nice to someone you'd rather slap isn't being fake. It's sucking it up & acting like an adult. Lol but YEP!
Being nice to someone you'd rather slap isn't being fake. It's sucking it up & acting like an adult---- lets see there's a handfuls of you bitches out there i just want to slap!!!
Being nice to someone you'd rather slap isn't being fake. It's sucking it up & acting like an adult. someecards.com Haha for sure
Being nice to someone you'd rather slap isn't being fake. It's sucking it up & acting like an adult.
The difference between being fake and acting like an adult
because not acting like an adult is not cute.
Sometimes I hate acting like an adult
Suck it up and act like an adult.
all the time
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So true.. my 4th son is Nov 15 :) Funny Birthday Ecard: May your Mid-November Birthday be a constant reminder of your parent's Valentine's Day celebration.
I put this under laughs, but God it's so true. That book was utter tripe. Bad- and not even funny bad.
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: The next person to refer to Fifty Shades of Grey as well-written gets smacked with The Complete Works of William Shakespeare.
Funny Birthday Ecard: May your Mid-November Birthday be a constant reminder of your parent's Valentine's Day celebration. "Now I know the truth"
Funny Confession Ecard: I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!'
Funny thing is I actually say it :)
Truth. Funny quote.
HA. did this my last night working at camp. spent all summer silent bc no one was fighting and everyone kept saying how nice it was that everyone got along..meanwhile, i was miserable and felt left out and totally annoyed and backstabbed by most of the girls. my last night, i got trashed and bitched them out. left the next morning before they woke up. hahahha felt awesome.
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Gonna get drunk and say them anyway! Some ecards
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Funny Encouragement Ecard: If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to in the beginning.
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Lol so true .. so funny. Love ecards
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''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' I have the best mom.
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"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln | In honor of Mother's Day in May
I hope that my kids say this about me one day... My mom was a woman I aspired to be as a child. I only hope to live a life they admire. Mothers Day Quotes
Quote should be "All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother" -Abraham Lincoln. Either way it's still true
sweet and simple quote "all that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" - Abraham Lincoln
''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' Really great quote and so true...
Make sure to show your Mum how much you care this Mother's Day #inspiration #quote
"All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother" -Abraham Lincoln So True!
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Holstee Manifesto Poster - a classic. Pass it on!
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Life is short, so live your dream and share your passion. #quote #inspiration #livelife
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Holstee Manifesto: This is your LIFE. Do what you love, and do it often. If you don't like something, change it. If you don't like your job, quit. If you don't have enough time, stop watching TV. If you are looking for the love of your life, stop; they will be waiting for you when you START DOING THE THINGS YOU LOVE. Stop over analyzing, LIFE IS SIMPLE. All emotions are beautiful. When you eat, appreciate every last bite. Open your mind, arms and heart to new things and people, we are united in our differences. Ask the next person you see what their passion is and share your inspiring dream with them.TRAVEL OFTEN; getting lost will help you find yourself. Some opportunities only come once, seize them. Life is about the people you meet and the things you create with them, so go out and start creating. Life is short. Live your dream and share your passion.
Something adorable and motivating to go with your Morning cup of get-up-and-go! Time to get Stuff Done Mug
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TIME TO GET STUFF DONE! #type #phrase #quote #type #typography #lettering #time #coffee #mug #cold #hot
Sometimes, you need an inspirational coffee mug in the office // Time to get Stuff Done Mug #inspo #work
Time to Get Stuff Done Coffee Mug. from Click & Blossom. Would make a really cute gift with some good coffee.
Time to get stuff done mug this would be so cool stuffed with office or craft tools and gifted.
Exactly how I feel every-time I have a cup of tea: Time to get stuff done. Craft idea.
Time to get stuff done! Love this quote on a coffee mug!
Nice idea for DIY mug ~ Time to get Stuff Done Mug
Time to get stuff done coffee cup!
All. The. Time.
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Funny Quotes...do this all the time. or trying to hide it from the kids and you forget where that safe place is....
funny quote hate when i put something someplace won't forget and I forget
I will find it when I quit rolling on the floor laughing!
Funny Quotes... Do this all the time! @Amanda Kern
Funny Quotes haaaahaaah yes!!!!! All the time!!!
.omg so true story of my life
Funny Quotes- so true!
All the freaking time
All the damn time.
hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! Granted I was 24 when we got married....but then I was 25 when we had the wedding.
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Funny Wedding Ecard: Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10 PM to me.
Funny Wedding Ecard: Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10 PM to me. [which is why I got married right before turning 26! LOL]
your ecards, getting married before 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10pm, lol
stop getting married when you turn 18 EVERYONE IN THE TRUTH! lol slow down! amirite?
Everyone is getting married so young! This makes me laugh and feel better
So. true!! People get married too young before they know themselves...
getting engaged? sure. but i wanna DO things before i get married!!
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Even though I love you, sometimes i just want to hit you with a stick, just because you annoy me so much.
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Actually I don't think the stick would cut it.... I'd require a baseball bat.
some days.. :P my husband said lets try baseball bats
I was thinking a car or an aluminum baseball bat.
make that a baseball bat !
More like a baseball bat!
Yes please lol
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Wanna go to Target and spend a bunch of money on stuff we dont really need? Funny thing is... I actually think I might go do this today =]
Okay...anyone who knows me...this is my life. I think this is the most truthful and perfect quote! HILARIOUS!!!
So true... You can never go into target for one thing and not come out with a whole bunch of other things you didn't go in for... Love target
um ya...good thing there's not a Target here 'cause this would be the story of my life.
So true. It's a comfort thing. New city? Go to target. They all look the same!
so much truth. why do i go to target when i know ill buy so many things!!
Ha. So true. When did Target become a "thing to do" just for fun?
So true. I Target laughs
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The irony of this is it's after 5am and I haven't gone to bed yet...
This is true....but makes me laugh BECAUSE it's true!
Rolling around in bed is what it's all about.
This is totally me!
story of my life!!
Weird but true
Remember that next time you need help!
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Remember that next time you need help or get a bad/wrong attitude about the brave who help stop the bad guys from hurting us! Imagine all the bullies who would take over and harm us if we did not have our police officers. May God and us protect and watch over them!
Exactly. I hate how people complain about cops. One day they may save your life, while risking their own!
Leave them alone to help appreciative people. Go somewhere else where there are no cops or they're all in the government's pocket, or worse. We won't feel remorseful when you're found at the bottom of the river with concrete shoes!
Remember that next time you need help! Not all cops are bad
go ahead... see how that works out for ya
Ah yes, I do love this quote...
Story of my life