Help little Timmy understand the concept of doing hard time by reading him "The Night Dad Went To Jail". This informative children's book will teach kids the life changes they can expect after daddy gets sent off to federal pound me in the ass prison.
"Oh god it must be too late and I need to sleep cuz I made the face and said "phteven" out loud and now I can't stop laughing." - Not my quote, but it was exactly what I did. Most honest LOL moment of my life.