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There are approximately 1 010 300 words in the English language but I could never string enough of them together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

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Never insult me like that again. Better that you keep your mouth closed. I gave up my children as a sacrifice for my love for you! Or did you forget that!! Never ever say I didnt love you again!

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Never insult me like that again. Better that you keep your mouth closed. I gave up my children as a sacrifice for my love for you! Or did you forget that! Never ever say I didnt love you again!

We all know one of these!

I wish I can sleep in every morning. I have never been a morning person but my life has changed in many ways since having the kids. Just let me sleep!

In alcohol's defense @Carey Baldwin Salvador  re: twitter  lol

Quotes: In alcohol's defense I've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too!

Only 3 types of peopled tell the truth..

Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people & anyone who is pissed the fuck off.

Well ain't that the truth.

Don't make excuses for him. You can't put flowers in an asshole and call it a vase Baird Baird Popovich I feel like u have said this 100 times to me! Love u!

My love is NOT unconditional.

"My love is not unconditional. The terms are: You not being an asshole." Unless you are my cat. Then it really is unconditional, you little asshole.

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