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    Ahahahaha! Sorry Joe, you're just not Steve.

    Once o got pulled over with my seatbelt under my armpit. The officer says "Mamm, do u always wear your seatbelt that way? And may I ask why?" I looked him dead honest in the eye and grabbed my boobs "Have ya seen the things? Their freakin' huge!" I said with a shake. He laughed... No ticket.

    So true..especially when you are forced to get up at 5:30 in the morning -__-

    I wish I'd had this Time Turner because I want to dial back to last night, before I got the traffic ticket.

    "Going to the grocery store just isn't a priority when the fate of a fictional character is hanging in balance."

    This is so stinking funny. I thought I was the only one!

    Except I'm not even sorry that I'm NOT sorry. Deal with it people. Haha.

    Fact #2: Any time I take a course that requires notes and problem solving in the class, I end up in a lecture hall with a mini-flip-up desk that is too small for even a normal piece of paper, let alone a pencil, calculator, eraser, etc.

    Kristina you need to Put this on your Pinterest. Lol Kristina Tapper